The Married Life Of Immortals

He could feel the fire bird getting closer, but Bane was still trying to decide how to deal with this woman. Killing her was virtually useless, but maybe he could figure out something else that would prevent her from following him.

'She is not going to give up until she can get you between her legs,' Onyx noted, and Bane agreed, and the question was how could he make this woman give up.

'I will just put her fire out with water.'

'She will turn into a humanoid.'

'Then I will freeze her again.'

'The same trick won't work twice.'

"Ugh!" Bane growled out loud, but neither of the women paid any attention to him.

Both women had become used to Bane talking to himself, and the two actually enjoyed listening to his one-sided conversation with the voice in his head. Neither of them could hear onyx, but when nothing was said for an entire week, it was easy for the women to understand the gist of the conversations.

While the women enjoyed listening to the conversation, Bane was less amused.

'She will not be happy, and you know she will have a plan.'

'Fine, then let's just kill her, and be done with it. I can't be bothered to care about her anymore,' Bane stated, but then heard Onyx laughing, and it took him a few moments to realize why. 'Shit, you're right. Stupid fucking undying bird! Are you telling me that there is no way to kill her?'

'Of course not. Immortal bodies can’t fully die, but that doesn’t mean she is impervious. She will be expecting something similar. Her fire is hotter than it was the first time, and if we try to freeze her, her flames will simply melt the ice. While not impossible to kill, you might end up wasting more time than it is worth.'

'Oh? So then what do you suggest that I do?' Bane growled, but then slapped his face when Onyx replied.

'Maybe try to get along?'

"You aren't fucking serious, are you? That bitch will try to kill me every time I turn my back! Get along? With a landmine made of spikes? I think I would prefer that to trying to befriend this incoming witch!" Bane snapped, making both women start to titter, and he shot a glare in their direction, and the women started to snicker.

"Fuck off!"

'You have very limited options, so it wouldn't hurt to try to get along. At least, that would get her to stop trying to kill you. I also know that you are serious in your devotion to your wife-to-be, but you might consider taking at least one of these women, if not all of them as your wives as well,' Onyx explained, and Bane froze in place.

Making sure his voice was only in his head, Bane replied with a firm, 'Fuck You. If I am going to die, it will be from my mouth, not from my second head's actions!'

Onyx had expected this, but he had been meaning to bring this up for a while now. Bane's current problems in this world could be solved mostly, but he also knew that wasn't very likely to happen. Bane was too attached to Lysia, and his monogamous dedication to her showed no signs of wavering.

'That is a shame. There is power you could obtain by marrying Zerynthia, Elexis and Nia will be a great benefit. Not only that, but your future would be secured as the Emperor of the demon, and you could easily make them the queens of this world, securing the entire demon race after you get rid of the Emperor.'

Bane shook his head. 'Even if I could bring myself to do something like that, Lysia would kill me, and just the thought leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Is it really that hard to understand that I only want Lysia?"

'What you want and need are two completely different things, and I am not speaking about feelings or lust. This is about control and power,' Onyx replied, but Bane shook his head.

"While these two are cute, and don’t have the worst personalities, there is no fucking way I would marry that burning dumpster fire, let alone stick my dick in her!" Bane snapped, but then froze as he felt both demon women flank him like flies to shit, and he groaned. "Oh shit."

"You have decided to finally take us as your wives?!" Nia asked, sounding nearly giddy with excitement.

Bane put the crook of his hand between his thumb and index finger against his nose, squeezing at the outside corners of his eyes. After that, his fingers slid in to pinch the bridge of his nose in frustration. The last thing he wanted to do was say something like that out loud.

"I knew you would come around, but I will let Nia go first, or you can just have us both at the same time, I am not picky!" Elexis cheered from my other side, and then grabbed his arm, pressing her double C-cup breasts into his arm.

"No, I wasn't," Bane stated, and Elexis froze, and looked up at him.

"But you said-"

"I was just speaking hypothetically to the voice in my head. I was more referring to how there was no chance of me fucking Zerynthia, the psycho, flaming phoenix."

"But there is a chance that you will defile me? A possibility?" Elexis purred, but Bane pulled both his arms free.

"Not a chance."

"What if I begged you? Would that help?" Elexis asked, her arm reaching out for him.

"No, you already tried that, numerous times. Now, get away from me," Bane snapped, and the two demons stepped away, though both remained close.

"How long is it until she arrives?" Elexis asked, not sounding nearly as annoyed as Bane was hoping.

"A couple seconds," Bane muttered with one hand out, palm down, brown spell circles falling from it, and disappearing into the ground.

"BANE!"