The Exorcist Detective

"Hmph..." The tauren guard blew out a long white breath and walked over the queue of people. A goblin without eyes wanted to move forward, but was slapped away by the tauren guard. The goblin's companions tremblingly helped him up. The little goblin's head was tilted to one side, half of his face was swollen, his eyes were closed and he was motionless. He didn't know whether he was dead or passed out.

The rest of the people hurriedly moved aside in a sensible manner. When the nobles entered the city of Saint-Belg, there were special magic passages. There was no need to wait in line. As long as they were waiting at the door, they were all powerless common people. For the guards, They are so arrogant that they dare not express their anger and can only endure it silently.

"Hey, are those two big guys coming over here?" Bullseye looked at the tauren guard in front of him who was more than three meters tall. He was sitting on the Nightmare Sheep, and he was only at the same level as the tauren's eyes. The guy's muscles are bulging all over his body and he looks very powerful. He is holding this semicircular giant ax that is two circles larger than a wheel. It looks like an iron tower. It makes a rumbling sound when he walks. Don't worry. No matter how capable he is, this momentum is really scary.

Bullseye looked at the Minotaur guards nonchalantly. Guys like this were indeed very big, but their movements were clumsy and they had no brute strength. Let alone others, Kingpin could easily defeat the two of them by himself. Bullseye once saw Kingpin dismantle a Gundam with his bare hands, dismantling two five- to six-meter-tall giant robots to pieces. The key is that Kingpin was still an ordinary person. In his youth, he was bullied because of his obesity. Later, I heard that his father almost beat the two of them to death because of alcoholism. His mother couldn't bear it and smashed his father's head with a hammer. From then on, Kingpin began to work hard and keep exercising every day. His brute strength was reflected in his body. It was practiced in the gym. How to say this is really weird. Bullseye also works out regularly, so why hasn't he developed that kind of strength? It can only be said that the boss himself has a talent in this area.

There are some benefits to just following Kingpin no matter what. Bullseye is already immune to such a menacing big man.

"The maggots in the garbage heap, the useless offal, the flies on the dung, who are you three to be riding such good mounts, where did you come from, where did you go, and what did you do in St. Bei City? Give them all to Grandpa Niu. "Report it." The tauren guard on the left first hurled a series of insults and then a series of questions. Stars flew from his foul mouth, Bullseye wiped his face, and quietly held the exterminator dart in the palm of his hand with his other hand.

Deadpool felt the murderous aura on Bullseye, and the Minotaur guard also felt it. Another Minotaur guard yelled at the onlookers, "You bunch of garbage plastic butt plugs, get out of here, or I will cut you all into pieces." Start drying bacon”

The crowd watching the excitement immediately dispersed when they saw the bright axe. Holy Bay City is the hub of the underground world. The succubus is at least nominally the ruler of the underground world. It is very powerful. Their guards killed two people who refused. None of the civilians who listened to the warning would say anything.

Deadpool sees that things are going to get serious. According to his original character, this development trend is his favorite. He will definitely go up and make a fire and let Bullseye and the Minotaur guards fight. He It's a good opportunity to take action and have fun.

But the problem now is that the person he wants to save this time is Xia Kaila. Of course, Xia Kaila is his ex-wife, and the relationship still exists. Although it has broken down, it has not developed to the level of an enemy, and more importantly, he still needs Xia Kaila needed important information to make up for the mistakes he had made. He couldn't just join the Avengers and be kicked out. He had always dreamed of becoming a superhero, and his dream finally came true, but even the Avengers Tower was... I haven’t been in, I haven’t appeared in public, and I guess no one will brag about me being an Avenger in the future.

Believe it or not, among the three of them, Deadpool has become a legitimate guest.

"We still have to sneak in. Don't do anything here. We have big plans. We want to save the world or something. My dear mother-in-law, even if I beg you, the merciful Lord Deadpool, can't you do it?" Deadpool Hold Bullseye's hand and prevent him from taking action.

The tauren guard watched the two of them twisting into a ball. They took two breaths and their expressions became extremely lewd, "Oh, oh... It seems that we disturbed this young couple, hehe... I didn't expect to see the legendary gay man here. I heard that this game seems to be very common in the above world. Let's do it this way. The two of us are also adults. As long as you show us two uncles, this man is like a man. Why are you rolling on the bed together? I'll let you go, okay?"

After hearing this, Deadpool and Bullseye were no longer entangled, and their eyes glowed dangerously. As long as these two two-bill old cows say more nonsense, tonight's dinner will be Jintou Ba Nao hot pot, served with shabu-shabu beef , then a pair of rib-eye steaks, plus four pairs of roast beef bombs, paired with red wine, it must be a very delicious meal.

The tauren guards didn't know it yet, but in the eyes of the two "little guys" in front of them, they were already beef men. ,

Seeing that things were heading straight for violence, Li Kang had no choice but to intervene. He took out a bag of gold coins commonly used in the underground world and shook it in his hand. The jingling sound attracted the attention of the tauren guards. Li Kang's face was filled with emotion. He said with a smile, "Two guards, guarding the city gate here, preventing those villains from entering and exiting, and protecting ordinary businessmen like us from being harmed, it is really hard work. We are just ordinary businessmen. No matter where we go, I will protect you." Understand such a sentence, peace of mind brings wealth. The two eldest brothers are standing here, standing here for a whole day. Of course, protecting the city of Saint-Belg is the first priority, but isn’t it also for wealth? I have wealth here. As long as you let us pass, the money will be yours. Okay, how's it going?"

When the tauren guard saw Li Kang being so polite, he said with a smile, "It's easy to talk, it's easy to talk. My little brother has such a sweet mouth. You deserve to be rich, but the money is a little short."

Li Kang widened his eyes and said, "There is gold in this. There is a whole bag full of gold coins that have been enchanted by the dwarves. We are also a small business. No matter how much we have, we won't be able to take it out. I won't open this bag. You can get it." Change the bag and give it to the boss. No one will find out. If it's not enough, then we can only turn around and go back. We can't come here. Not to mention that we won't make any money, we have to pay for it. Two eldest brothers, you guys Do you think this makes sense?"

When the tauren guards saw that the God of Wealth was about to leave, they quickly stopped Li Kang, "It doesn't make sense. It really doesn't make sense. It's very hard for you to do business. Everyone understands each other. Hehe... The pass is here. You can take it." Okay, you’ll need this when staying in a hotel or eating in the city.”

Money can make a fool of himself, so the tauren guard immediately changed his face, put away his money bag, handed them three passes, and escorted them to the gate in person, without queuing, and let them go smoothly. They went in.

After walking into the city for a while, Bullseye turned back and spat disdainfully, "What the hell? Sure enough, the world is as dark as crows. The most indispensable thing above and below the ground is this kind of thing that takes advantage of others. When I return to the ground, I will definitely eat him." Steak for a month, let’s vent our anger.”

Li Kang patted his jacket pocket and said, "Fortunately, I left a bag of dwarf gold coins before, otherwise it would really take a lot of effort to cross the border."

These gold coins were from when he went on an underground adventure with the Japanese animal trainer who wanted to commit suicide. The animal trainer failed to steal the dragon egg and committed suicide. The money naturally became his.