So, I'm a witch, so what?

Well, that's one hundred Eris down the drain for ten seconds of boobies talk about a loser. Well, at least I got to please my selfish desires just a little bit. I wish it would've lasted a little longer, but I must finally let the melons of life go, or she will probably start protesting my endeavors.

I let the breasts of life go and finally get going once I finish unloading the potatoes at Miss Lyn's restaurant. Oh my, I'm sorry, goddess. I promise this sin will not happen again. It was just a one-time slip-up, a temptation sent upon me by the devil himself! I'm sorry!

I must trust Miss Lyn to keep her mouth shut toward my goddess Alice, or someone will be furious at me for betraying them. Ahaha listen to me! Talking about a goddess like Alice, like she's in love with me or something. It's not like I'm actually in love with her! Oh no, no, no!

The town square looks pretty empty at this time, probably because the sun is still just rising on the horizon during the hot summer season. The days are incredibly long in the summer here, much longer than where I come from in my world. An eternity passes by before the sun chooses to retrieve behind the mountains.

"Bah!"

I keep walking through the empty town square until Mr. Klevan stops me in my tracks, appearing behind me from out of nowhere. I could've sworn he just appeared out of thin air! I wonder how the heck he does that!? Oh my, and now he's laughing at me, is he? Yes, he is.

"Ahaha! You've got to keep your guard up at all times, Pan, or someone might steal my money away from you!" Klevan exclaims after patting me on the head like a little dog or something. Hey! Cut it out! I don't like it! I've got to say something about it!

"Mr Klevan, would you mind not doing this in public?" Klevan portrays a surprised look once I finish my comments about his behavior toward me. I'm not a natural pet after all, even if that's how I got access to a human settlement; I'm simply a paper pet, not an actual one.

Not even ten seconds go by after my statements that Mr. Klevan puts his hands on my head again just to pet me once more like I hadn't just protested for him to stop it! Hey! Cut it out! How many times do I've got to tell you!? I don't like being treated like a pet!

"Hey! Hey! Cut it out already! Ahhh! Stop it! Stop it!" I cry out loud while wildly swinging my hands around, trying to remove his heavy hand over my head, but I simply couldn't overpower such a hulking arm. Geez, we eat the same stuff and do the same work, so why are you so much stronger than me?! NO FAIR!

"Ahahaha! It's just so fun to watch you get angry over it! You remind me of a younger Alice when I used to do the same thing to her hair!" So this guy has been torturing other people with the same torture method for years now? This guy must be stopped!

Well, jokes on me. I've got nowhere the level of power or strenght to even compete with the old man, probably not for a long time. Could you imagine what that fight would be like? Because I certainly can! It would be an absolute and unfair one-sided duel with me ending up dead!

I know I've got extraordinary abilities, but catching up with Mr Klevan is a tall order, even with all the buffs in the world! Thinking I could get as strong as him one day excites me like a little kid! Which I technically am I at this point? Am I a child? I don't know.

To be considered a child, wouldn't I have to be human in the first place? Yeah, I think so. If, by definition, you must be human to be categorized as a child, then I would not fit the bill, but then that would raise the question. What am I exactly? I know my race is a goblin, but what do you call a young one?

I dunno! I guess I can always fall on my goddess Alice to give a wise answer to such a conundrum. Oh goddess Alice, I'm coming home soon with your dear sweets. I promise to get you something good! Now, back to where I was with Mr Klevan and his annoying pats!

"Don't use goddess Alice as an excuse for your immature behavior!" Klevan immediately looks at me once I call Alice a goddess before him! Shit! That totally came out of me! I thought I removed the word goddess from my speech! At least, in my mind, I did!

"Goddess Alice? Are you feeling okay? Oh! Wait, don't tell me you're really that in love with my daughter, ahaha! I wonder how she would react to you calling her a goddess?" Mr Klevan takes it surprisingly lightly, but his words frighten me! If he tells Alice, I'm more than done for!

I will hear about it for probably weeks! That's the one defect about her I wish I could change! If I ever give her anything to use as leverage against me, believe me when I say this. Alice will use it against me! She should be required to say, "Everything you say can and WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!"

Just remember today's morning, for crying out loud! I already owe my goddess some sweets to keep her mouth shut about my blathering and procrastination! I can't let Klevan tell Alice about my profound love for her, or she will become a mini Lyn! I don't need another one of those! My wallet ain't big enough.

Between Alice and Lyn, I would go bankrupt within a single day! Wait, what am I even saying!? I'm already super broke! I would become even more broke then! +Sigh+

"Did I say that out loud?"

"I don't know, did you?"

"I'll work a day for free if you don't tell her."

"Deal!"