NOVEL FROG WE RETURN ON OCTOBER 7th!
Basically what it says in the caption- Weeaboo is back on October 7th, AKA this coming Monday. We will be shifting format- 3k words a chapter (up from 2k) but posting Monday, Wednesday and Friday instead. The net difference is a whopping 1k words a week, which has not resulted in the significant time savings I was hoping for. Yes, I really thought that through. Yep. Really made top notch use of the 'ole brain right there.
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Look, we are back on Monday. With hopefully a new cover for Vol. 2, and definately new charicters, new exploits, new absurd situations, and a new appreciation for the utter hell that is living in a mobile Gacha game. We got new mechanics coming in. We got assorted sass. We have trickery. Most of all, we have some deep-cut weeb on offer. Look forwad to it! And to encourage postive thinking, here is a teaser:
I was stabbed with homesickness again. This time not for New York or my apartment, but for the bubble of pink softness of my distant Weeaboo home. I could feel the depression spiraling down on me. On the one hand, now felt like exactly the time to indulge it. On the other hand, I had a new Six Star, plus apparently the whole of Gradden March. I didn’t want “depressed loser who somehow eaked out a win” to be my first impression as the new boss. I have a feeling there is no coming back from that one.
Deep breath. Fake it ‘til you make it. If my happy weeb bubble is what I need to be functional, to get me through the day, then embrace that Astolfo body pillow with pride. Get active! Get spiritual, Aqua style. Let us pray.
“Oh, great Sky Daddy Pachinko, hallowed be thy name. Thy new games come, thy pulls be done, on Earth as it is in Monstadt. Give us this day our daily log-in bonuses, and forgive us our mods, as we forgive those who mod against us. Lead us not into debt, but deliver us from pay-to-win. For thine is the Game, the VIP Pass, and the Monthly Sales Chart, forever and ever, Amen.”
I held up my hands, rubbing my thumb against my fingers in supplication. Then I opened the first chest. Which exploded. Stuff went flying everywhere- resource packs, costume packs, Resonance Crystals, materials I couldn’t identify, and a small collection of glowing papers. Before I dug in, I rushed to the other chests. I wanted a true loot bath. I have earned my loot bath.
See you on Monday!
-Warby