The Salted Fish Life of a Superman

Chapter 4
After reading the words in the small book in the future, I felt chills down my spine.

What is the origin of this Lu Yan? !

What is a Noah-class humanoid weapon? !

What is Atlantic Ghost Force? !

What the hell is the Ring of the Five Kings? !
Did you meow into the wrong plane? !Your strength can fight against the three-body invasion, right? !Why are you still on Earth? !

It is now basically certain that future cognition has made a mistake, and he is not the only superpower in the world.In those unknown dark corners, there are many extraordinary existences like him, but he didn't know it before.

For a while, the future began to retreat.He is a real salted fish. His superpowers have only been used to cheat food and drink since he was a child, such as stealing potato chips and happy water from the supermarket. He has never studied how to fight.

According to Lu Yan's information, his extraordinary ability is a specialization in the combat department, and he can easily destroy the world.In the real fight, Future felt that even if his telekinetic power could pull the moon, he would not be able to do a few tricks in the hands of this kind of war machine.

(I'll go to Pluto to hide for a few days) Just as I was preparing to teleport away in the future, the following situation changed.

Seeing that Lu Yan was silent, the leader slapped Lu Yan on the head, and said with a grim face, "Can't you understand people's words? Take out your wallet!"

Lu Yan received a slap, clenched her fist unconsciously, and touched the "Ring of Five Kings" with her left hand.

(Fuck! It’s not the final battle yet! Just because you were slapped by a little bastard, you are going to break the seal and destroy the world?!) The future is shocked, it’s over, it’s over, is it that human civilization is going to end today, and the world is going to be destroyed? Yet?Just because of a slap from the little gangster? ? ?
Now in the future, he really wants to use superpowers to teleport some gangsters away, but he is afraid of exposing himself and being targeted by Lu Yan, so he is in a dilemma for a while.

At this moment, Lu Yan reacted, and saw him leaning against the wall tightly, his face flushed, and he whispered, "I didn't bring any money."

(???) Future looked at Lu Yan with a confused face. This guy is like a primary school student who was robbed. Not to mention fighting back, he even started rubbing his clothes in a panic. What's going on?
(Is he showing weakness to the enemy and waiting for the opponent to let down his vigilance? What a terrible combat quality! Even in the face of a few punks, do you have to fight meticulously?!) The future soon found a reasonable explanation.

He couldn't help being a little apprehensive, what is the origin of this Atlantic Ghost Troop?The quality of the trained agents is really too high!Never heard of it before!To be targeted by this organization, the consequences are unimaginable!
The leader woke up his nose vigorously, slapped Lu Yan, and said with a sneer, "No money? That's fine, take off your clothes. This school uniform looks good, and it should sell for some money."

"Get lost!" Lu Yan became furious and punched the leader in the chest.

(Oops, the Noah-class humanoid weapon is in a rage, and this gangster is about to be knocked into an atomic state!) The future began to pray for the leading gangster.

"Puji." A voice of pinching a toy duck came, which sounded very funny.

"What the hell! Dare to hit the old man." The leader scoundrel stopped halfway through his speech. He touched his chest and said doubtfully, "Huh? Did you hit me just now?"

I saw Lu Yan clutching her red and swollen fists, slumped on the ground, and said in horror, "You, don't come here!"

Future looked at Lu Yan with a confused face. Isn't this showing weakness to the enemy too much?That punch just now could easily resolve the fight, what is he doing?Are you holding back your big move?

The leader spat, and approached the shivering Lu Yan step by step: "Don't give it, right? Brothers, grab it!"

"Help! Help!" Lu Yan screamed, and the school uniform was quickly snatched away by a few gangsters.

This is not a psychopath, but Xicheng High School uniforms are really expensive.

As the most expensive private school in the city, Xicheng High School lacks everything, not money, and benefits are also very good. It was because of the high salaries in the future that they sharpened their heads and squeezed in.

Want to have a meal.

In terms of student welfare, the autumn and winter school uniform worn by Lu Yan is made of top-quality suit fabrics, and the built-in thermal insulation layer is imported Angora pure goat hair. There are precious spices from Western domains inside, which have a refreshing effect on keeping the mind clear. In addition, handmade Features, one piece costs more than 5000, comparable to big-name luxury goods.

Because of this, many gangsters like to attack the students of Xicheng High School.

Just when Lu Yan's school uniform was about to be snatched away, a loud shout came from the entrance of the alley: "What are you doing?!"

The future heard the sound and looked over, and was taken aback for a moment, the world is so small, and it was actually Jiang Yunhu and Lei Lie who came.

The leader let go of the panic-stricken Lu Yan, deliberately put his back on his back, put his hands in his pockets, and walked up to the two of them with a grinning face, grinning his teeth and saying, "How lucky that three Xigao students came here!" .Come on, be honest, hand over your wallet, take off your clothes, and protect you from death."

"Has your brain been squeezed by the door?" Lei Lie clenched his fists with a hostile face.

Seeing that Lei Lie was about to make a move, the leading gangster laughed wildly: "Another one who wants to make a move? Just beat your chest with your little fists, like a massage. Come on, hit here, hit as you like."

I don't know if Lu Yan's punch made the leader's confidence swell, he directly stretched his face in front of Lei Lie, pointed to his cheek, and signaled Lei Lie to hit hard.

"Boom!" Lei Lie struck out with a heavy fist, the pressure of the fist exploded the air, and the raging air billowed like a huge wave, even the dust on the ground was blown up by this blow.

When the dust settled, the leading gangster collapsed on the ground, with a black fist mark oozing blood on his face.

The blow was so fast and fierce that the leading gangster didn't even have time to change his consciousness. When he passed out, he still maintained the arrogant and domineering expression just now, but his mouth had already started to foam.

With a sneer on his face, Lei Lie clenched his fists, and said to the remaining two frightened bastards, "You two, be honest, hand over your wallet, take off your clothes, and I will protect you from death."

The two gangsters are completely stupid, why do they seem to have heard this sentence somewhere?
They were planning to resist at first, but when they saw the casserole-sized fist marks on the face of the leading gangster, their thoughts of resisting vanished in an instant
After skilfully collecting the money away, Lei Lie and Jiang Yunhu drove away the gangsters, and walked towards the shivering Lu Yan impatiently.

Jiang Yunhu kicked Lu Yan with his toe, and said coldly: "Why, you were beaten stupid again? Noah-level humanoid weapon, aren't you an agent of the Atlantic Ghost Force? Where's your Five Kings Ring? It's not sealed The power to destroy the world? Let me see it."

Lei Lie looked at Lu Yan contemptuously, and his words were full of disdain: "Ah Hu, don't pay attention to this guy, I am annoyed when I see this second-grade illness, and I babble every day, thinking that I am so great, but in fact, I can't even beat a chicken .”

(??? Secondary illness???) This time, the future is stupid, really stupid.
(End of this chapter)