Siheyuan: Starting with Damo Neighbors

"Hey? Where's Silly Zhu?"

"I haven't seen it yet."

"Who was calling to catch the thief just now?"

People around you look at me, I look at you, no one stands out at all.

Of course it is impossible for someone to stand up.

That's what Wang Xuewen yelled, or he used ventriloquism to imitate the old woman's voice.

If someone can stand up, there will be ghosts.

Taking advantage of the confusion, Wang Xuewen came to the crowd.

"Third Lord, it wasn't Sha Zhu who stole the car. Let's go to Sha Zhu and confront him. If your bicycle breaks down, just ask Sha Zhu to pay for it."

"And you have to pay a high price, otherwise there will be no penalty, and the silly Zhu will not remember to beat him." Wang Xuewen said.

"That's right! Go find Shazhu!"

"Let him lose money!!"

"It can't be like that!"

The neighbors in the courtyard shouted.

Today I stole the bicycle from the third uncle's house, so what if I stole it from their house tomorrow?

The third uncle pushed his bicycle back to the yard, and the first and second uncles came out with their clothes on.

The two of them were far away, so naturally they came out slower.

People from the middle courtyard also came out, and Xu Damao's family from the backyard also ran out.

Wang Xuewen shouted loudly, and it was night, so the surrounding area was very quiet.

The people in the yard, except for the deaf old lady with bad ears, or some people who slept like dead pigs, were basically awake.

Even, many people in the yard next door were woken up.

"What's going on?" the old man asked.

"What happened?" The second uncle also asked.

"Both of you hurry up and take a look, my car wheel was taken off by a silly pillar!"

"If it wasn't for the lock on my car, I'm afraid the whole car would be gone!" The third master hurriedly yelled.

"This is what silly Zhu did? No way, silly Zhu is not such a person!" The uncle shielded Sha Zhu.

Shazhu is one of the candidates for his pension plan, so he cannot be charged with being a thief.

"Master, why not? Someone saw this!" Third Master said quickly.

The uncle looked around, but he couldn't find Sha Zhu in the crowd.

"Where's the idiot?"

"Master, if Sha Zhu was caught stealing something, he must have run away! Sha Zhu is not a fool, so he will stay where he is and be arrested?" Xu Damao said immediately.

He and Shazhu have been at odds since childhood.

Silly Zhu hit him frequently.

Now that Silly Zhu is in trouble, he naturally has to make trouble.

It would be best if Sha Zhu lost his job.

See how silly Zhu will continue to flirt with him in the future.

"That's right! Find Shazhu and confront him!"

"It can't be like that!"

"Find silly Zhu to come out!!"

Everyone in the cocoon looked angry, and the uncle also knew that if there was no explanation for this matter, it would be hard to get through.

Stick stems steal things, you can also use 'he is a child' to prevaricate.

Silly Zhu is almost thirty, and he is no longer a child.

When everyone came to Shazhu's door, Xu Damao took the initiative to call for the door.

"Silly Zhu! Come out quickly! You dare to steal the bicycle of the third master, you are not small!!"

However, there was no movement at Shazhu's house.

The lights of other people's houses were all on, only Shazhu's house was in total darkness.

"Silly Zhu! Don't think that you're fine just by pretending you're not at home! Come out quickly!" the second uncle said.

Silly Zhu hid at home and couldn't come out, this is to fight the three uncles to the end!

Do you want the face of the three of them?

Xu Damao stepped forward and pushed the door, but when he pushed it, the door opened!

Shazhu's house didn't lock the door at all.

After turning on the light, Shazhu was not in the room at all.

"It must be that Shazhu didn't run away! Shazhu was caught stealing and ran away, and he hasn't come back yet!!" Xu Damao said loudly.

Wang Xuewen was having fun in the crowd.

This Xu Damao really deserves to be Sha Zhu's deadly enemy.

He cared too much about all the silly things, how could he miss this good opportunity to add insult to injury.

Without Wang Xuewen showing up, Xu Damao crushed Silly Zhu to death.

As for Shazhu, of course he was not in the room.

After being discovered, he threw off the wheel and ran away.

He was going to go around to the backyard, come in over the wall from the backyard, and then go back to the house and pretend he just woke up.

His nickname is Sha Zhu, but he is not really stupid.

If anyone really thought he was stupid, that person himself would be a fool.

It's just that what Sha Zhu didn't expect was that everyone was faster than him.

He had just climbed over the wall and entered the backyard, and the third master and others had already reached the door of his house.

He can't go back.

Seeing that he could no longer hide, Sha Zhu simply walked out from the corner.

"I'm here!".

39. Mouth ulcer card, bad luck for the stick (please collect!)

"Silly Zhu! You stole the third master's bicycle, this time you must be sent to the factory security office!!" Xu Damao said loudly when he saw Shazhu come out.

A bicycle, that's a big, expensive item.

A new bicycle is worth more than 100 yuan!

Send Shazhu to the factory security office, and then he will lose his job.

Even if he can't be expelled, at least he has to be sent to the workshop, and he may even clean the toilet.

Don't think about kitchen work.

Do you still want to bring the leftovers back to Widow Qin?Go dreaming! !

Widow Qin didn't have Sha Zhu's help, so wouldn't his chance come?

Lou Xiaoe couldn't give birth, but Widow Qin could!

Stick stem, Xiaodang, Sophora japonica, there are three in total!

If Widow Qin can conceive his child, then he will divorce Lou Xiao'e immediately!

Marry Qin Huairu!

Even if you have to bring three small oil bottles, it doesn't matter if you add an old oil bottle.

The big deal is to raise it for a year or two.

Once the baby is born, there is no need to be afraid.

Send Jia Zhang's old godly woman to the countryside, and take away a few oil bottles.

disagree?

If you don't agree, just divorce Qin Huairu directly!

Anyway, when the child is born, everything else doesn't matter.

"Silly Zhu! How dare you steal a bicycle! Do you know what it's called? It's called a thief! And it's a big thief!!"

"You wait to be punished!" The second uncle also said.

"Why am I a thief? I didn't steal the third master's car!" Sha Zhu immediately denied.

He is often confused, but he is not stupid at all.

If no one finds out, he will also steal the third master's wheel and sell it.

But now that someone finds out, he can't admit that he stole things even if he is beaten to death.

The stigma of being a thief can't be put on your head casually.

Do you still want his job?

Fortunately, he only unloaded the third master's wheel, and didn't take the wheel away.

Now you can quibble.

"Silly Zhu! You still don't admit it, you dare to say that you didn't unload my wheels!?"