Siheyuan: Adopted by Yi Zhonghai, I lay flat

The next day.

In order to ease the atmosphere in the compound, Yi Zhonghai was ready to use the materials he bought from the previous vegetable market to have a meal and enhance his relationship.

The compound was full of joy, everyone had a clear division of labor, and everyone was busy.

“Stick terrier, you swear you won’t make any more trouble today.” Before the banquet began, Qin Huairu specially found the stick terrier and made him swear that he would save the chickens and dogs in the courtyard who were not restless, and he couldn’t even eat a decent meal.

“Mom, you believe me, I will definitely not make trouble this time.” The stick terrier swore that he would not go to Zhao Wenxing this time, and he also wanted to have a good meal.

“Okay, mom will believe you this time!” Qin Huairu nodded in satisfaction, and then busied down.

Little locust flower walked in front of the stick terrier: “Brother, I’m hungry!” ”

“Hungry, it’s okay, brother take you to find some snacks to eat!” The stick terrier immediately remembered in his mind that there seemed to be some small snacks in the silly pillar’s house.

When passing by Zhao Wenxing’s house, through the window, the stick terrier saw Zhao Wenxing playing with a crab.

“Groove!” The stick terrier almost screamed, the crab was too familiar to him, he was miserable before, and he was denounced by the people in the courtyard, and the dog blood was scolded by Qin Huairu.

“Well, it turns out that you Zhao Wenxing me! But I endured it, I promised my mother not to make trouble this time, but I won’t engage you Zhao Wenxing, I’m TM to kill you crab, make it into a steamed general line! Otherwise, I wouldn’t be called a stick terrier. ”

Little locust flower: “Brother, what are you doing with that crab?” ”

Stick terrier: “You don’t care about this, today there is it without me, there is me without it, today I will eat steamed crab!” ”

After the two people stole the stupid pillar’s rice noodles, the stick terrier left a little as bait, his eyes kept staring at Zhao Wenxing’s door, and when he saw the crab enter the kitchen, he quickly followed.

“Come on the crab, do you eat me with rice strips?” The stick terrier tempted the crab, and the crab stared at the stick stalk with a pair of round eyes, not knowing what was going on, the stick terrier saw a look of contempt in the crab’s eyes.

“TM, a crab dares to look down on me, wait for me to catch you, unload you in eight pieces, and then steam it, see if you still dare to stare at me?”

The crab defiantly clamped its own clips, and then “pedaled” and ran away.

The stick terrier hurriedly chased and found that the crab jumped into the pot of crabs, and when he came closer, they were all the same, and they couldn’t recognize it.

“Think I won’t be able to find you then? I steamed you all! ”

He took the basin and prepared to go.

As a result, a crab inside climbed onto his hand and clamped it hard.

“Ouch!” The stick terrier let go of the pain and the crab basin was buckled on the body, and the face, arms, hands, legs, and buttocks were clamped everywhere, and the pain made the stick terrier scream.

He flicked it hard, and a crab fell on the arm of the stupid pillar: “Oh, lying groove, crab!” ”

Silly Zhu’s arm flicked hard, and his hand hit the egg blossom soup that Yan Bugui was holding next to him.

“Boom!” The egg blossom soup spilled Yan Bugui’s face.

“Silly pillar, you bastard!” Yan Bugui was furious.

“Third Uncle, I’m sorry, it’s not me, it’s the bastard boy of the stick terrier!” Silly Zhu quickly wiped the face of the third uncle with a rag, and the result was that the rag was used to wipe the black at the bottom of the pot, and the face of the third uncle was also dyed black.

Silly Zhu was stunned and quickly hid the rag.

A crab flung on the face of the burning Aunt Two: “Oh, something!” ”

“Boom!” She instinctively hit the crab with the fire stick in her hand, and as a result, she slapped it on her face and hit her nose, and her tears and snot flowed.

Stupidly holding a rolling pin and chasing the stick terrier: “Stick terrier, you bastard, don’t run!” I’ll kill you! A whole moth every day! Can’t eat a good meal! ”

“It’s not me, it’s the stinky crab!” The stick terrier was so frightened that he ran, shouting as he ran, and kept throwing the crabs on his body.

A crab flung on the face of Xu Damao, who was holding the plate: “Lying groove, it’s it again!” ”

Xu Damao threw the plate up in fright, and hurriedly went to pat the crab.

“Why work? Our family compensated so much money, what happened to me enjoying it? Jia Zhang was splashing it, and the plate smashed on her head.

“Poof!” The man fell into the long-unused water tank in the back.

“Purr!” Jia Zhangshi poured a few mouthfuls of water, the person was too heavy to carry the water tank and poured, she had a layer of seaweed hanging on her head, and she was still spitting water in her mouth, and she looked confused.

The stick terrier flicked again, and a crab fell on Qin Huairu’s butt, and the crab clamped it hard.

Qin Huairu stood up, jumped into the vegetable pot and slipped, rolling with the three aunts.

The stick terrier flicked again, clamped on the body of the rooster in the courtyard, the rooster screamed, flapped its wings and flew on the table, trampling all the dishes on the table and stepping on it again.

The stick terrier was thrown again, a crab flung on the face of the deaf old lady who came to see the situation, the deaf old lady was shocked, and quickly reached out to see what it was, and the result was clamped on the cheek, the painful deaf old lady “Oh” kept calling, and could only keep pulling down, but the crab clamp was too tight, how could not be pulled off, the pain was so painful that tears came down.

The stick terrier was thrown again, a crab was thrown on the arm in the bangs of chopping wood, and he almost chopped his feet crookedly with an axe, and his face turned white with fright!

The crab on the stick terrier was shaken clean, and he let out a long sigh of relief: “Phew, it’s finally comfortable!” ”

As a result, the compound was full of crabs walking sideways, and after everyone got rid of the crabs, they surrounded them violently.

“Stick terrier, you bastard, didn’t you say that you won’t be a demon today? Why did you still make the courtyard smoky and miasmatic? Silly Pillar said angrily.

“Stick terrier, how did you promise your mother, have you forgotten? Look at what you got in the compound, my waist ah, I almost broke it just now! Qin Huairu said angrily.

“Stick terrier, you can’t stay in the compound, otherwise no one will be able to eat this table today!” Xu Damao said angrily.

“You smelly boy, the old lady is so old, you are also whole, it’s really not like words!” The deaf old lady was also angry.

“You bastard almost amputated my leg, get out of the compound quickly, and don’t come back until you open your meal!” Liu Haizhong said imposingly.

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