Siheyuan: Adopted by Yi Zhonghai, I lay flat

This day.

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Lies Come True: Everything you tell becomes true.

Zhao Wenxing took out a bottle of juice, orange, looking like Arctic soda.

The stick terrier saw that he had a bad idea, and while Zhao Wenxing was going to the toilet, he entered the house through the window and stole it.

Find a place where no one is and smile: “Ah, the drink, it must have been bought by Uncle Yi, I’ll taste the taste, and when you come back, there is nothing, you off!” ”

When the stick terrier comes home.

Jia Zhang’s cousin brought her grandson over to play.

Qin Huairu: “Stick terrier, this is your aunt, this is called Liang Xiaowen, you take him out to play, chat, and enhance brotherhood.” ”

After the stick terrier and Liang Xiaowen went out.

Liang Xiaowen took out the biscuits from his pocket with a proud face: “How about it, this is what my grandmother made, right?” ”

Stick terrier: “What’s this, your grandma can make cookies, my grandma can make bread.” ”

Liang Xiaowen was surprised: “Your grandmother can make bread, really fake?” ”

Anyway, bragging doesn’t want money, the stick terrier said proudly: “My grandma not only can make bread, my grandma can also make roast duck.” ”

Liang Xiaowen was not convinced: “Roast duck, my grandma can also make roast duck, and it is very delicious, she can also make sauce elbow.” ”

The stick terrier was a little angry, he wanted to press Liang Xiaowen’s head: “What is sauce elbow, my grandma will also make roasted whole sheep, not only can roast whole sheep, my grandma can also kill sheep, and you can slap a sheep in eight minutes!” ”

“Ah, really fake, your grandmother still kills sheep?” Liang Xiaowen questioned.

“Of course, let me tell you, the last time I saw my grandmother go down, the sheep’s head fell off.” The stick terrier said colorfully.

Liang Xiaowen: “You lied, your grandmother will kill sheep?” ”

“Ah, you still don’t believe it, I tell you, my grandma not only kills sheep, my grandma can also kill cows, eight minutes to ga, chickens, ducks and geese can kill everything, how about it, my grandma is much more powerful than your grandma.” Stick terrier proud.

Liang Xiaowen was very unconvinced: “What is this, when my grandmother was young, she was a soldier.” ”

“When my grandmother was young, she used to fly. ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother used to drive tanks and rockets. ”

The stick stalk stammered: “My grandma, my grandma has been to heaven before!” ”

Both men were angry.

Liang Xiaowen: “Lie in the groove!” Your grandmother has been to the sky, isn’t it, my grandmother has been in the sea. ”

Stick terrier: “I tell you, what is your grandma who has been in the sea, my grandma has also caught sharks.” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother caught the dragon!” ”

Stick terrier: “My grandmother fought tigers!” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “What’s this, by the way, tell you that last time my grandmother brought back a train of grapes from Qinghai, all for us to eat.” ”

Stick terrier: “My grandmother brought back a plane of pears from the coast and gave it to our family.” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother ate apples. ”

Stick terrier: “My grandmother ate bananas. ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother ate dragon fruit. ”

Stick terrier: “I, my grandmother ate banana leaves. ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother ate stones. ”

The stick terrier was stunned, more and more outrageous, who wouldn’t: “My grandmother has eaten wood.” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother set it on fire!” ”

Stick terrier: “My grandma ate dirt!” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother can knock open eighteen big iron gates in one breath. ”

Stick terrier: “My grandmother can do iron skills!” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother can catch birds with her hands. ”

Stick terrier: “My grandmother can split bricks with her bare hands!” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother jumped three meters high. ”

Stick terrier: “My grandmother jumped five meters tall!” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother can smash walls with one punch. ”

Stick terrier: “My grandmother can go to the house and unveil the tiles.” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother is called Qi Tian Dashen. ”

Stick terrier: “My grandmother is a monkey!” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother can learn how to bark chickens.” ”

Stick terrier: “My grandma can learn to crawl dogs!” ”

Liang Xiaowen: “My grandmother can run trees!” ”

……

In the compound.

“I’m going to eat dirt!” Jia Zhang shouted, and then ran to the yard to eat a handful of soil.

Her cousin was stunned and hurried to the door to look.

The silly pillar was holding a rice pot in his hand and preparing to cook rice, and everyone was stunned when he saw it.

“I want to perform the Iron Head Gong!” Jia Zhangshi snatched the rice pot in the hand of the fool, and then “banged” on his head.

The stupid pillar man was numb, and he saw the smashed deformation of the pot.

Silly Zhu: “Oh, my rice, my pot, sister-in-law, you can’t spoil things like this!” ”

He was just about to go up and grab it.

“I will split bricks with my bare hands!”

Jia Zhang grabbed a brick and threw it up, then chopped it with his hand.

The brick shattered in half and flew past the stupid pillar’s cheek.

The stupid pillar people were frightened and stupid, holding their heads and squatting on the ground: “It’s not good, Jia Zhang’s evil spirit!” ”

He shouted, and all the people in the compound ran out.

Then he saw Jia Zhangshi jumping five meters high, jumping on the roof, lifting the tiles on the roof and smashing it down.

“Ouch!”

“Ouch!”

……

The people in the courtyard were frightened, Xu Damao and Silly Zhu collided together, Yan Bugui’s glasses were smashed by the bangs, and the deaf old lady and Aunt Xian hugged each other and made a mess.

Jia Zhangshi excitedly learned the monkey cry, and kept slapping his chest: “Woooo ”

Then I learned to run around the roof, and the tiles were scattered everywhere.

Liang Xiaowen was stunned: “Your grandmother will really go to the house to reveal the tiles!” ”

The stick terrier is also numb, he just lied, but he couldn’t admit it: “What is this, my grandma still likes to eat gold juice, does your grandma like it?” ”

Liang Xiaowen was not convinced: “You lie, who will like to eat gold juice, you must lie, this is impossible.” ”

Stick terrier: “I don’t lie, after my grandmother eats the gold juice, she will turn her head excitedly!” ”

As soon as his voice fell, Jia Zhang, who was on the house, turned his head down.

“I’m going to eat gold juice!”

Then frantically rushed to the toilet, where Xu Damao was going to the toilet, and his stomach was not good recently.

Immediately after that, Xu Damao rushed out of the toilet: “It’s not good, Jia Zhangshi is crazy, she’s crazy!” ”

The people in the compound rushed out and happened to meet Xu Damao.

Qin Huairu: “What about my mother?” ”

Xu Damao pointed to the toilet: “Crazy, really crazy!” ”

Everyone rushed in, disgusting, and Jia Zhang was rushing into the dung pit.

Qin Huairu quickly grabbed Jia Zhangshi, and everyone helped pull Jia Zhangshi out.

“I want to eat gold juice, I want to eat gold juice!” Jia Zhang’s sprinkle and roll!

Qin Huairu: “Mom, what kind of hysteria do you have, you wake up quickly!” ”

“I want to eat gold juice, I want to eat gold juice, I like to eat gold juice!” Jia Zhang shouted.

Liang Xiaowen was stunned: “Your grandmother is really a cow!” It turns out that what you said is true! ”

The stick terrier looked confused, he just lied, but he couldn’t lose face: “How do you believe it?” ”

Liang Xiaowen gave a thumbs up: “It’s awesome!” ”

Xu Damao: “The evil on the stick terrier has been driven out, and Jia Zhang’s evil has been killed again!” ”

“Everyone, grab her.”

Everyone quickly stepped forward and held Jia Zhang’s clan.

As a result, Jia Zhangshi threw his hand, and Xu Damao flew out.

Jia Zhangshi threw his hand again, and his bangs flew out.

Three or four big men can’t suppress one Jia Zhang.

Then he saw Jia Zhangshi turn up and follow his head like a monkey, one by one, and turned back into the courtyard.

Liang Xiaowen: “Your grandmother is so powerful, then who else is so powerful in your courtyard?” ”

Stick terrier: “The deaf old lady in our courtyard will learn from Sun Wukong, and she will also turn her head!” ”

“Eat Lao Sun’s stick!”

In the courtyard, the deaf old lady and Jia Zhangshi turned their heads together.

“Oh, don’t run that monster, look at your soul scattered when Lao Sun beats you!” The deaf old lady turned her head and went to chase Jia Zhang, and two humanoid Hot Wheels suddenly appeared in the compound.

“It’s not good, the deaf old lady is also evil!”

Yan Bugui and the others were stunned when they returned, and Yan Bugui couldn’t help but exclaim.

Liang Xiaowen applauded: “Your compound is really full of talents, what else?” ”

The stick terrier was proud, he felt that he really had a long face today, and vanity was at stake: “My Uncle Xu Damao can drink soda with his nose!” ”

“My stupid Uncle Zhu can eat noodles with his ears!”

“My uncle in bangs can walk with his belly!”

When Yi Zhonghai’s family came back, they saw a group of demons dancing in the courtyard, Xu Damao poured soda into his nose, Silly Zhu stuffed noodles into his ears, his bangs bounced up and down with his belly, and two people were hot wheels, you chase me and run.

Yi Zhonghai and Aunt Yi were stunned.

Zhao Wenxing couldn’t cry or laugh, daring to be a kid who was a demon, and he harmed the people in the entire compound.

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