Siheyuan: Adopted by Yi Zhonghai, I lay flat

Zhao Wenxing was writing homework at home, only listening to the sound outside.

A car crashed into the courtyard wall.

“What’s going on?”

The lights came on, and everyone got up to check.

Xu Damao, who has a blue nose and a swollen face, and Qin Jingru, who is undecided.

The stick terrier, whose face was full of blood and stupid, crawled out of the car and ran: “Help, help!” ”

“Ah, what a situation, grandson!” Jia Zhang exclaimed, and quickly went up to hold the stick terrier.

Qin Huairu excitedly stepped forward and hugged the stick terrier: “You dead child, where did you run, my mother is worried about death.” ”

The stick terrier cried: “Mom, I almost didn’t see you anymore, today really scared me to death.” ”

Jia Zhangshi was unreasonable: “Good you Xu Damao, you kidnapped my grandson, lost money, must lose money, otherwise I will not finish with you!” ”

Xu Damao: “Losing money? If it weren’t for me, your family can’t come back!” If you don’t thank me, forget it, and ask me for money, what about your face? ”

Yi Zhonghai: “What’s going on?” ”

Xu Damao said the situation, and everyone was shocked.

“A five-dollar counterfeit can actually cause so much trouble.”

“The stick terrier is really pit enough, and it hurts Xu Damao.”

……

Yan Bugui: “Hey, what about the silly pillar?” ”

He hurried into the house to check, but it turned out to be empty.

“It’s not good, the stupid pillar has also been arrested, so you have to go to the police quickly!”

The police dispatched to arrest all these criminals!

When the silly pillar was found in a small dark room, the silly pillar had already been beaten and deformed.

“Oh, Tama’s, I can’t spare you with a stick terrier, and you Xu Damao, you are a brute who kills a thousand cuts!” When I’m ready, I’ll definitely settle accounts with you!” ”

Yi Zhonghai: “Hurry up and send to the hospital!” Hurry up! ”

……

Two or three months later, Xu Damao and He Yuzhu were discharged from the hospital.

It’s National Day right away.

The three uncles sat together drinking tea.

Yi Zhonghai: “Recently, there has been turmoil in the compound and there is not enough unity, I plan to organize a party on National Day to ease the relationship between everyone and enhance mutual feelings.” ”

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui both agreed.

So a plenary meeting was held to explain the situation and divide the work.

Everyone took action, moving tables, building stoves, buying vegetables, washing dishes and removing garbage, and there was a peaceful atmosphere in the courtyard.

Zhao Wenxing took the initiative to help serve the plates, which attracted everyone’s praise.

“This kid is really sensible, other children are playing, he is helping.”

“Don’t look young, do things like adults, methodically.”

“This child has always been well-behaved and sensible, and the children in the compound are counted as one, and none of them can compare to him.”

“If my child has a child and a half, I can die happily.”

“It’s still a blessing for Lao Yi!”

……

[Ding, congratulations to the host for accumulating 10,000 points of shock value, you can conduct a lottery! ] 】

Zhao Wenxing lottery!

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the mold rune! ] 】

Moldy Rune: Obtain the protection of the mold god, once someone does bad things to the host, it will be haunted.

Zhao Wenxing glanced at it, noticed the stick terrier who was smiling badly in the distance, and felt that the bad boy must not be holding any good farts, so he used the mold rune.

Qin Huairu: “Stick terrier, you are a smelly boy, and you are lazy, you can’t learn from Zhao Wenxing and help with the work?” ”

The stick terrier nodded: “Mom, got it.” ”

Then a puff of smoke ran away.

After a while, he ran back with a handful of stones in his hand.

“Watch me smash you a! When you break the plate, everyone will scold you to death! ”

After aiming, the stick terrier smashed out hard.

“Ouch!” The stone was like a long eye, and a turn smashed on the head of the stick stalk.

The stick terrier suddenly got up.

Xu Damao was carrying a plate of hot tofu soup and was overwhelmed by the stick stalk.

“Oops! Scald me! The soup spilled Xu Damao’s body, and he screamed when it was hot, and the plate in his hand flew out.

“Why wash dishes? I’m that old enough to be your mother, oops! ”

Jia Zhang was splashing, a plate smashed on Jia Zhang’s head, and her whole person was planted into the sink.

“Hahaha!”

The surrounding aunts couldn’t help but laugh, and quickly helped Jia Zhangshi up.

“Which bastard uses a dark weapon?” Turning around, when the stick terrier fled, he panicked and hit her stomach.

“Poof!”

Jia Zhang fell into the sink again.

“Stick terrier, you bastard, you secretly calculate your grandmother!”

Seeing that he was in trouble, the stick sneaked into the kitchen.

Silly Zhu: “Come on, good boy, uncle will teach you how to stir-fry, and become a chef in the future!” ”

Zhao Wenxing nodded in agreement.

“Chop chop!”

Silly Zhu said while chopping vegetables: “Teach you to stir-fry potatoes and fried shredded meat, don’t look at this dish is simple, but there are many doorways inside, very particular, especially this potato is crispy enough, if it is glued together, this potato fried shredded meat is not fragrant enough.” ”

The stick terrier’s eyes rolled around, and he held back badly: “Uncle Silly Zhu, I also have to learn.” ”

Silly Zhu saw that it was a stick terrier: “You kid can’t do it, you don’t have that talent, stay and go.” ”

The stick terrier came to the back, quietly pulled a charcoal and threw it on the ground, and then slowly kicked towards Zhao Wenxing, trying to burn his shoes.

“Boiling oil! The oil must be willing to be put, otherwise the potatoes will not be crisp! ”

“Ugh!” The shoes of the stick terrier “Teng” caught fire, and he screamed hot, flicked it hard, and the shoes flew into the pot, and the oil splashed everywhere.

Zhao Wenxing dodged behind the stupid pillar, and all the oil splashed on the stick terrier and the stupid pillar’s body.

The two of them danced hand in hand.

“Stick terrier, you bastard, I can’t spare you!” Silly Pillar said angrily.

The stick terrier was so frightened that he ran towards the door.

“Ouch!”

Qin Huairu brought a bag of flour into the house, collided with the stick stalk, and the flour sprinkled the stick stalk’s face, and instantly turned into a flour man.

Qin Huairu grabbed the ears of the stick terrier: “Good you bastard, you know to make trouble!” ”

“Oh, it hurts, Mom, I was wrong!”

Liu Haizhong came over: “What’s going on?” ”

Xu Damao, Silly Zhu, and Jia Zhangshi came over to denounce the terrier.

“Stick terrier you bastard, look at how wet you made my clothes.”

“Stick terrier, you kid actually plotted against me.”

“Look at me burning!”

Silly Zhu: “With this kid here, the work can’t be done, Uncle Two, aren’t you building a stove?” Let this kid move the bricks! ”

“Yes, go move the bricks!”

……

In the compound.

Everyone sat in a circle, the stick terrier gasped, glaring at Zhao Wenxing viciously, almost exhausting him to death just now.

Yi Zhonghai toasted: “This time we have so many food stamps, pork, thanks to Xu Damao and He Yuzhu, two heroes, if it weren’t for you, we wouldn’t be able to eat such a hearty meal, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, I hope everyone can get along harmoniously in the future!” ”

The crowd toasts.

The stick terrier muttered: “It’s obviously all my credit!” ”

“Poof!” A silly breath of anger sprayed on the face of the stick terrier: “Lying groove, you kid still has the face to say!” ”

Jia Zhangshi helped to speak: “If it weren’t for my grandson, how could you possibly catch the criminals?” ”

Yi Zhonghai: “Okay, okay, after eating this meal today, everyone is a family.” ”

After drinking, everyone ate.

The stick terrier’s eyes swirled, and the small fork deliberately fell to the ground, and then climbed down to pick it up.

Finding Zhao Wenxing’s feet, he smiled wickedly, picked up his fork and pierced it.

Yan Bugui’s foot kicked forward, and the stick and fork were crooked on his fingers.

“Ugh!”

The stick terrier suddenly got up and stumbled.

The table almost overturned.

The egg blossom soup that Xu Damao was carrying splashed on Jia Zhang’s face, and the pig’s trotters in Yan Bugui’s hand were thrown into the sky.

“Xu Damao, you are a killer of a thousand cuts!”

Before Jia Zhang’s words were finished, the pig’s trotters smashed on her head, and Jia Zhang’s four heads were on all fours, and she fell dizzy.

Qin Huairu quickly helped Jia Zhangshi up.

Xu Damao pulled out the stick terrier under the table: “Bastard, it’s you who are a ghost again, a good person and the dog to grab food.” ”

“Mom, my hands!” The stick terrier stretched out his hand.

Qin Huairu quickly bandaged him, and everyone sat down again.

Jia Zhangshi: “Xu Damao, it’s you bastard who scared my grandson, you have to lose money!” ”

Xu Damao: “Why don’t you say that your grandson is not sensible?” ”

Yi Zhonghai: “Okay, don’t argue, it’s all people in a compound, and today’s meal is to let everyone get along in harmony.” ”

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