Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

Well-meaning, I want to pretend to be an X for you, but you should cooperate, and then slap that aunt in the face fiercely!

... In short.

In any case, although it was not out of intention, Xinghuo still blamed himself for being forced to disappear for a month.

After disappearing suddenly for such a long time, that girl must have been crying.

This month, she must have been too, squatting in a corner with tears every day, thinking of herself.

Sin... ah~~~ a big sin.

and so--

"Yes! I didn't expect someone like you to still remember my name. What an honor!"

Xinghuo, who still intends to let the idiot pretend to be an X and make her feel good, showed a grateful look and continued to pretend to be a fan.

Then, without waiting for the stupid girl who would only do bad things every time except fighting to speak, she immediately threw out a new topic:

"Ah, that's right! Master Golden Ramen, why didn't you wear a forehead protector? I almost didn't recognize you just now."

"Toad Fairy... the toad spirit who smells like a middle-aged uncle asked me to put it away. He seems to be afraid that Tsunade, who is planning to take my Naruto position away, will hear the news of 'there are ninjas from Konoha who often appear here!'" , fled from this town."

Mom!

It turns out that I can't find you two bastards because you have been playing hide and seek with Tsunade! !

Even though I knew that Jilai would do the same, it was understandable.

--but!

accurate!Super upset! !

You just hide your identities, I know you are afraid that you don't want to be Hokage's Tsunade and run away.

But ah... but...!

Why the hell are you changing hotels! ! !

If you don't change hotels and continue to live in the last hotel, then——

I could have tipped off the news a long time ago and helped you find Tsunade, okay?

By the way, it can also help me to be freed from the sea of ​​bitterness of that damn strange power boxing practice!

"Idiots—! Damn, two dead idiots!!!"

"Why did you scold me when we first met, and I... ah~ I know. Xinghuo, you are so straight and cancerous, why do you like to see how beautiful I look when I wear a forehead protector? Alright, I I'll show you now... Clang! Look~ it's beautiful enough!"

Look after wearing the forehead protector.

——Put it in a coquettish-looking pose, thinks it's self-righteous and winks like silk, but in fact it's just an idiot who winks like a fool.

Xinghuo suddenly had an urge to divorce his wife on the spot.

What a shame~~~! !

What the hell was wrong with me that I planned to help such an idiot pretend to be a slap in the face.

…… 0 for flowers………

No one else's face was slapped, I just felt... my own face was almost gone.

"I said, enough is enough...don't blink anymore, stop before I can hold back."

"Haha~! This trick is really useful, it is so wise to go to the custom wine house with Immortal Toad!!"

"Have you misunderstood something? I am patient with Hugh... huh?! That toad spirit took you to that kind of place!?"

Xinghuo suddenly stared at Naruko angrily.

"It's okay! When I was not kicked out, my sisters and Immortal Toad were just drinking with a bad face all the time. I didn't have any powerful scenes..."

"—You idiot! How dare you go to that fascinating place before me... Are you trying to show off to me!!"

"That's what you care about!!? You should worry about me first!!!"

"This sentence should be from me! What's the matter with you?! I didn't see you for a few days before, crying and shouting for hugs and holding high. Now I haven't seen you for a month, and my eyes are not even red It made me blame myself so much just now, like a narcissistic madman who felt so good about himself that he exploded! Cry, in short, hurry up and cry to me, or I will kill you!!"

"Wait... it will hurt! It will hurt!! It will really hurt if you pull my face like this...Huh?"

Just as Xinghuo pulled the face of the idiot in front of him to the side, someone stepped in.

The person who was protecting Naruko and pushed Xinghuo away said softly to Naruko:

"Little ninja girl, are you okay? That kind of kid who looks very frivolous at first glance, don't get in touch with him too much, he just wanted to be that girl lying on the ground crying on the street."

After finishing speaking, the slightly obese man pulled her daughter over and said:

"If you want to play, you should find the right person. Undoubtedly, my daughter is the right person. Don't you guys hit it off? You even came to me just now to ask what you think about your marriage. I observed carefully Looking at you, I feel that you are a very smart and kind child, so - I agree to your marriage!"

What kind of weird nonsense is that bitch aunt talking about?

Let's not talk about being a concubine, but being smart...

Xinghuo glanced at Naruko whose expression had become dull, and who was becoming more stupid.

"Aunt... Is it true that your conscience won't hurt?"