Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

"...Fuck!?" x[-]

The three members of the crane tail team jumped out of anger when they saw the creature roaring at them suddenly.

What does this teacher in a bear costume want?Playing tricks?

When the three people at the end of the crane were in a daze, Mr. Bear Puppet took out a few water balloons from the puppet's pocket...

"These water balloons are filled with diluted pig feces, and those who get shot represent death! Heh~! Handball!"

After the puppet bear with its own commentary finished speaking, it threw the shit ball at the orangutan Sakura and Naruto.

Why not throw Xinghuo... because he had already run far away when Orangutan Sakura and Naruto were still in a daze!

Xinghuo originally thought it was just a school's test conspiracy, but now he understands that this is not a conspiracy at all, it is a fucking conspiracy!It's scary to use shit to chase down the little devil who is not even a ninja. The hot chicken school has no morality of teachers!

Orangutan Sakura and Naruto, two ninjas with poor test results but good actual combat ability, after narrowly dodging their respective shit balls...

"Brother, why did you escape without warning us!?"

"Xinghuo, you useless trash man, wait for me!"

"Wait for your sister! I don't want to play games with shitball! Goodbye!!"

Chapter 14 The Poor Man's Way of Fighting

This world is a world of ninjas, tigers, lions, cheetahs... All ordinary beasts will be slaughtered even if they face a ninja.

So now here comes the question, what will happen to the bastard who is not even a ninja when he faces the ninja?

— being chased like a dog!

It stands to reason that although the pig deer butterfly team is in front of the crane tail team, those three people have already been exhausted from running. As animals...cough, as the teacher of "Bear", no matter what, they should go It would be more cost-effective to hunt down the pig deer butterfly, but this bastard who is playing shit is just biting the team at the tail of the crane.

"You two idiots, don't follow me! Do you understand if you split up—!"

"No! As brothers, although they cannot be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, I hope that they can die in the same year, the same month, and the same day!"

"I don't want to run separately! Since I run the slowest, I will definitely die first, so I must drag Xinghuo and you into the water before I die!"

"Damn! You two dead bastards!!"

Meeting such two ignorant teammates, Xinghuo really wanted to stab the two of them to death by himself if it wasn't for the bastard teacher chasing after him.

In desperation, Xinghuo, who was already tired from running, had no choice but to use his trump card.

"Fuck your sister's hot chicken teacher, I will give you ten detonation charms in return, don't be so polite to me!!"

While Xinghuo was yelling, he took out five kunai with detonating talismans from his pocket, put each finger into the ring of kunai handle, and threw them at Mr. Xiong in a fan shape at one time.

Then, with the other hand, he quickly took out five more kunai tied with detonating talismans from the other pocket, and scattered them in a fan shape on the ground in the distance. These five kunai that could explode were used by Xinghuo as landmines .

When Xinghuo completed this series of actions in one go, the orangutan Sakura and Naruto had surpassed Xinghuo who had been running ahead, without any intention of stopping...

"Hey! Didn't you say you would live and die with me? Why did you run faster after I launched an attack!"

"I'm just talking about it and you believe it!? Ten Detonating Talismans can really kill people!!"

"Xinghuo, what you did to me in the toilet today will be canceled from now on, please rest in peace!"

"wipe--!!!"

Although he cursed loudly, Xinghuo's footsteps were not slow at all, and he followed closely behind the two bastards who sold their friends for glory.

The team at the tail of the crane was very lively cursing, but Teacher Xiong was not...

He never thought that the silver-haired kid would be so rich and decisive, and he would get ten detonating charms in one shot!

The most terrible thing is that Kunai with the detonating talisman tied was thrown quickly and accurately, fanning out in a very annoying way, so that he didn't dare to take the move at all and could only retreat.

It’s not that Mr. Xiong can’t go through the gap between the five kunai, or use his own kunai to block the kunai that knocked the sparks away, but the problem is that the detonator is a remote-controlled bomb, who would be stupid enough to take the initiative to approach In front of a remote-controlled bomb that will explode after a seal, are you mentally retarded?

Therefore, Mr. Xiong was not only successfully forced back by Xinghuo, but he also gave up the pursuit. He threw five 'remote control mines' around the pursuit route. It was not worthwhile to search for traces of their actions while walking around the road. It's better to chase and kill other little ghosts.

"Anyway, the shit ball is almost used up, and it's almost time to go back to the supply point, so it's just... Huh? Why do these detonating symbols seem a bit inconsistent?"

……

"Brother, I didn't expect you to get ten detonating talismans as soon as you make a move. You are so rich and decisive. I won't treat you as a younger brother in the future. You will be my elder brother."

"Xinghuo, you shameless scum, you must have cheated money from Sasuke again. It is wrong to always cheat money from her... Hurry up and give me the remaining detonating charms, and I will help you return them." Sasuke."

Leaving aside the orangutan Sakura, the expression of Naruto, a shriveled boy, seemed to have malicious intentions no matter how you looked at it.

"Are you sure you don't want to take the detonating talisman from me?"

"...How, how could it be, I'm not that kind...Wow! Starfire don't go, don't go! I admit that I want a few cards to play with, give it to me, I also want detonating talismans , give me, please, give me, give me, give me...!"

"I'm sick!"

Facing the rolling Naruto, Xinghuo slapped her on the head without hesitation.

"You want detonating symbols, don't you? Get down on your knees and call me Father, and I'll give you the remaining two~"

"...My lord father!"

"Cough! Cough cough...! You...you have guts!"

Although Naruto didn't kneel down, he still "moved" Xinghuo by calling his father without hesitation. Therefore, Xinghuo gave Naruto the remaining two chapters of detonating symbols, and then...