NOVEL FROG Page 27
What, what a behemoth!
Is this the size a five year old can have?Almost as good as an adult!
Sasuke, who was enviable and jealous like a protagonist, was already enough to make Xinghuo unhappy, but now, after discovering that this kid actually has a huge monster, Xinghuo became even more jealous.
Just when Xinghuo suspected that this matter could not be true, and even the ninja world could not have such unscientific things, Naruto in the toilet gave him a shocking blow.
"Wow! Sasuke, your banana is so big——!"
"Really? If you think about it carefully, my banana seems to be a bit bigger than normal..."
It's not that big anymore!
Xinghuo, who was startled by the conversation between the two in the toilet and doubted his life, opened his trousers and looked down at his brother.
My God, there is no comparison at all!Hurt my pride...
"Such a big banana looks delicious, can I eat it?"
"You peeled the skin off and asked me what's the point!?"
"Hey, you won't stop me if you peel the skin away."
Thinking of a picture of a certain vice, Xinghuo backed away to the door in shock. When did these two gays develop so quickly, oh, oh, oh, oh, so bluffing!
"Naruto, you actually ate half of it in one bite, so you're not afraid of choking..."
"Cough, cough, cough—! Cough, cough..."
"Look, I said I'd choke."
The conversation between the two was really disgusting the more I listened to it.
Don't these two homosexuals know who this is? Why don't they cover up their voices at all!
In the end, Xinghuo, who really couldn't bear the two dead gay guys making such loud noises, quickly opened the door and escaped.
My stomach was throbbing and I was about to vomit...
Not long after Xinghuo ran out, Naruto and Sasuke came out of the toilet.
"Huh? Isn't Xinghuo here? That's okay...so, for a special reason, I put this banana in my pocket to disguise myself as a man, but I don't use it for now, and I will have a lot of time in the future Come to visit, you have to pay special attention not to always say something that easily reveals my gender... Naruto, are you listening?"
"Huh? Hmm."
"Listen to what people say! If you want to eat so much, won't you buy it yourself?"
After eating the remaining half of the banana, Naruto sighed helplessly, and spread out his hands with the banana peel in his hand.
"I don't dare to buy it. Xinghuo seems to have a special hatred for bananas. Every time he sees banana peels, he will mutter something like 'the main culprit who caused me to be killed', and his eyes emit a terrifying red light."
"Huh? Xinghuo is afraid of bananas? A little surprised..."
"It's not that I'm afraid, it's more like... um... more like... hatred? Yes, it's hatred. Every time he sees someone throwing banana peels, he can't help following that person, and then secretly stones him. His glass."
As he talked, Naruto, who was afraid that Xinghuo would see banana peels in the trash can when Xinghuo came back, imitated Xinghuo's action of smashing the windows of other people's houses and threw the banana peels out from the third floor.
"It's immoral for you to litter like this!"
"Don't worry about it, it's a special situation now, if Xinghuo suddenly comes back and sees this thing, I'll be knocked on the head, maybe even Sasuke you will be knocked too."
"Uh...then you should just pretend that I didn't say anything."
……
three hours later.
Guessing that Er Zhuzi should be finished no matter how much cowhide he had, Xinghuo went to the cheap rented house with the bottles, jars, flowers and herbs that would be used in blending green essential oils.
"I can't continue to be lazy. Tonight, I must start massaging my 'strengths' tonight. One day, I will go out with my behemoth."
With growing jealousy towards Erzhuzi, Xinghuo strode forward...
"Alas...!"
At the same time, the two young girls who were having sex suddenly shivered with cold.
"Sasuke, I have a super bad feeling..."
"Coincidentally, coincidentally, me too..."
Before the two of them could figure out why their heads were aching, they heard someone shouting downstairs.
"Who is it...!? It's the banana peel that was thrown by the guy who was struck by lightning. Come out and stand up for me. If you stand up now, I promise to stab you to death with a kunai! Come out! !!"
"Goo...!" x[-]
Zuo Ming swallowed his saliva at the same time, looked at each other, and covered his head at the same time.
"We, let's pretend nothing happened."
"Agree."
Chapter 24 Surprise
When Xinghuo entered the door, he found that the two sweaty gay guys didn't dare to look at him directly, with expressions of having done something wrong.
Heh, it seems that you still know that this is my home, and you will always fall into this kind of shame and shame caused by the indescribable chaos in other people's homes, and then die.