Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

bang~

"ah--!"

After Sasuke exclaimed, Xinghuo had already firmly held Sasuke's hands with one hand, and before punching Er Zhuzi out of the rut, Xinghuo called her name in a rough voice with fierce eyes.

"Sasuke Uchiha……"

Facing Xinghuo's eyes glowing red, Sasuke panicked, this was different from what he said, he just wanted to see the 'strengths', not to experience the 'strengths'.

"Let go, let me go..."

"I won't let it go until I regain my composure."

After Xinghuo finished speaking, he raised his free right hand, Er Zhuzi had to be woken up today, otherwise he might not know when this guy would play tricks on him again.

Although the level of education is not high, it is only these days that geniuses read books to make up for men and women, but she still knows that 'men can only regain their composure if they lose their white fluid'. Desperate and helpless, Sasuke screamed loudly out.

"No, don't, I don't want to—!!"

"Don't worry, I will control the intensity and won't let you die from pain..."

Just at the moment when Xinghuo's fist (strength) was about to hit Sasuke's face (his certain flower), the dilapidated wooden door was suddenly opened.

"Xinghuo...! Woo, I was scolded by those people in the police department who didn't understand that I was killed by you... scolded... what are you doing, scum!!!"

Naruto, who opened the door with a spare key and cried, saw Xinghuo using violence to prepare to rape Sasuke as soon as he came in, and he ran away and kicked away in an instant.

Bang~!

"Wooha! You...you kicked the wrong kick..."

Thinking that Naruto was Xinghuo who helped him wake up Sasuke, after being hit by Naruto precisely in the head, he fell into a faint with an "uh" before he could finish his sentence.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, are you alright?"

"... Naruto, Naruto?"

After Sasuke opened his eyes with tears in his eyes, he was pleasantly surprised to find Naruto who appeared in front of him like a savior. Turning his head to look, Xinghuo, who had fallen into a coma, was slowly sliding down from the wall to the ground.

……

It was already noon the next day when Xinghuo woke up from the coma.

When he wanted to beat Naruto after going to the toilet, he was surprised to find that the zipper of his pants ran from the front to the back, from the normal state before coma to the reversed state.

The self who fell into a coma, the gay Sasuke who had evil thoughts about him, the gay Naruto who loved Sasuke so much that he was going crazy, and himself who suddenly turned into reverse pants...

This... this, this, this...!

"When I was in a coma, I was given by two men ... wheel ... ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! No!! I don't believe it !!!"

Chapter 19 There Are Watermelons in Winter

Although the 'crime tool' of a five-year-old child cannot be used yet and does not have the 'combat' function, even so, Xinghuo, who feels that a certain flower has been stained, still cannot swallow this breath.

"Calm down... Xinghuo, calm down, it's almost touching, the edge of Kunai is really almost touching my throat...! Sasuke took off your pants, I just follow along carefully... I just glanced at it what……"

Depend on!This shriveled dude said the word "careful", he definitely said it just now! ?

Naruto didn't explain, it's okay, after this explanation, he immediately felt the cold touch of metal touching the skin of his neck.

"No, no, no... I admit it, I admit I followed it, but I really didn't touch it, it was Sasuke who did it, you have to believe me, I have absolutely no interest in touching that dirty thing of yours."

Although his second life is said to be a dirty thing, Xinghuo thinks about it carefully, and it seems that what Naruto said is really reasonable. He loves Erzhu so much, so he should treat himself as handsome, humorous, and sunny... Men's 'strengths' are not interested.

Given that Naruto has little chance of having evil thoughts about his 'perfect' body, Xinghuo finally takes Kunai a little farther away.

"Tell me, what did you do while I was unconscious."

"I didn't do anything... Hey! Blood! The blood is coming out, I said, I said, I said..."

After drawing a wound smaller than a fart on Naruto's neck, Xinghuo knew the detailed process of his coma.

As far as the result is concerned, it's just that his 'strength' has been scrutinized by Er Zhuzi for a long time. Although this is still a bit unacceptable, at least it must be tens of thousands of times stronger if a certain flower has been seriously injured.

If it weren't for the fact that they didn't do too much, Naruto and Er Zhuzi would probably be stabbed to death by Xinghuo when the three of them meet next time. Who wouldn't do such a thing as taking revenge on the society? Passerby A's death is exchanged for the lives of two chosen people, blood money!

Shrimp, don’t even think about who stretched out your hand when you were hurting yourself. Now that there are two pillars, it will start to float. Instead of kicking the perpetrator of Erzhu, kick Lao Tzu, the victim... What a cough dog!

After knowing the details of what happened, Xinghuo didn't want to be too aggressive with Naruto, a guy who was a bit brain-twitching, so he slammed the door and walked out.

After Xinghuo left, Naruto sat back on the cushion with his mouth pursed, and kept drawing circles on the ground with his fingers.

"What, you don't want to tell me where you go..."

Xinghuo is bored, and Naruto is actually not much better.

Occasionally needing to provide orange fabric to satisfy someone's perverted masculine tastes is not mentioned for the time being. The fact that Xinghuo likes the new and dislikes the old is enough to make people troubled. Yesterday, he even had a tantrum. Thinking about committing such a crime the level of serious crimes.

Although Sasuke explained that Xinghuo was only inadvertently provoked by Yuhuo, the white turbid liquid came to his head, and she also forgave Xinghuo because of seeing the real thing, but the crime of attempted rape cannot be escaped. .

"It's getting more and more perverted...Scumbag Spark."

Feeling helpless against Xinghuo's perverted behavior, Naruto sat on the cushion with his knees hugged angrily, and she decided that before Xinghuo realized his mistake, she would never give him a good face.

However, her decision didn't seem to last long...

"Why don't you come back after the sun has set? You are so lazy, why can you hang around for so long today, the ramen is going to be cold again..."