My Wife's Name is Luna at Hogwarts

When everyone was satisfied with their meal, the mess of cups and plates on the long table automatically disappeared. Professor Dumbledore stood up and raised his hand to indicate that the noisy auditorium instantly returned to silence.

Dumbledore adjusted his crescent lenses and said kindly as always, "Oh, I think everyone should be full now, so I want to say a few more words to everyone and put forward some precautions. This is very important. It's important, please take this rotten old man's verbosity to heart.

First of all, first-year freshmen, I think you have all seen the wooded area on the school grounds. Our gamekeeper Hagrid is responsible for guarding it.It was a dark forest inhabited by many magical animals that were very unfriendly to humans. It was very dangerous and no students were allowed to enter.

I think if you don’t want to accidentally lose your life when you first come to Hogwarts, you must not violate this school rule!Of course, some of our classmates from the old class should also keep this in mind. Don’t cause trouble to your families, and don’t cause trouble to me! "

After saying the last sentence, Dumbledore glanced deeply at George and Fred with his eyes as deep as the night sky, and then continued.

"The second thing is that our administrator, Mr. Filch, asked me to remind everyone not to do magic in the corridors between classes. Otherwise... oh, he is not as easy to talk to as me!

The third thing is that the review of Quidditch players will be held next week. All students who love Quidditch and are interested in joining the college team and bringing glory to the college, please contact Ms. Huo Qi as soon as possible. I hope everyone Sign up enthusiastically, competition first, friendship second, don’t show mercy, haha, I’m looking forward to everyone’s performance on the field! "

As he spoke, Dumbledore winked at everyone like an old naughty boy, causing everyone to laugh. Dumbledore also laughed with everyone. He was originally a little depressed because he was serious about the school rules. The atmosphere was swept away.

……

After everyone talked excitedly about Quidditch for two or three minutes, Dumbledore quieted everyone down again, no longer joking, and his voice was more solemn than ever before.

"Finally, I have one thing to tell you. Anyone who doesn't want to suffer an accident and die in pain should not enter the corridor on the right side of the fourth floor!"

Harry, Ron, George and others thought that the old man was joking again and continued to laugh. However, as soon as they laughed twice, they found that no one responded this time. Everyone fell silent under Dumbledore's serious gaze...

Hermione pulled her two useless men from behind and whispered, "Quiet!"

Harry looked forward and asked quietly, "He's not serious, is he?"

Ron whispered, "How is this possible? What dangers could there be in the corridor on the fourth floor? This is Hogwarts! The safest place in the world!"

……Quiet!

...It was suppressed silence for 5 minutes!

It wasn't until Dumbledore felt that everyone had listened to his words seriously that he continued, "Okay, don't be so depressed. The children have made us happy. Now before everyone goes to bed, let's sing the school song together one last time. Come on! You can sing whatever you want!"

Hearing this, the smiles of other teachers instantly froze. Snape even stood up, planning to sneak away while no one was paying attention!

"Where are you going? Severus!" Dumbledore, who had been keeping an eye on these professors for a long time, shouted to stop him!

"I just remembered that I..."

"That's not important, Severus, you lead the singing!" Before Snape could finish speaking, Dumbledore interrupted him, then flicked his wand, and a long golden line flew out of the air. The ribbon twisted high like a snake above the dining table, coiling out lines of lyrics!

"Everyone is free to sing the tune he likes. Severus, you start it!" Dumbledore said without any doubt.

Although he was far away and couldn't see clearly, Klein could completely imagine Snape's expression at this moment. It must be very exciting!

Under Dumbledore's unblinking gaze, Snape finally remained expressionless and recited in his emotionless voice, like a viper's whisper.

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, please teach us, whether we are bald old men..."

So all the teachers and students sang along, "We are still children who hurt our knees when we fell. Our minds can accept some interesting things."

Because now our brains are empty and full of air, dead flies and trivial things,

teach us some valuable knowledge,

Give us back what we have forgotten,

You just do your best and leave the rest to us,

We will study hard until we turn into shit. "

In the end, the song ended with everyone dancing wildly and the "School Song-Funeral March Version" carefully performed by George Fred.

Dumbledore applauded everyone enthusiastically and said, "Music! What wonderful music! Especially George and Fred, you two are really little geniuses! Okay, it's bedtime now, everyone follows the prefects Go back to the dormitory."

Klein and other first-year Ravenclaws followed their prefect, Penello, through the noisy crowd, out of the auditorium, and towards the tower where Ravenclaw was located.

When everyone walked through the winding corridor and was about to ascend the marble staircase, Klein estimated that the auditorium must be empty now, so he slowly fell to the end of the line. When the stairs turned the corner, he found an opportunity to sneak away. Gone!

……

Klein easily returned along the original path. The maze-like winding corridors of Hogwarts were not difficult at all for the photographic memory provided by arcane wisdom...

“Tap tap tap!”…

At this time, there was no one in the auditorium. When all the lights were extinguished, there was a deathly silence. The slight footsteps became particularly clear!

"You're here!" A young man's voice came from the auditorium.

Klein almost followed the voice and walked into the auditorium. He looked at Quirrell who was standing alone in the middle of the auditorium and said, "Professor Quirrell, long time no see. How are you? (Translation: Professor Quirrell, nicetomeetyou. Howareyou ?)”

"I'm fine. (Translation: I'm finethanks.)" Quirrell looked a little strange, as if he didn't expect that Klein would be in the mood to be polite to him, and then shook his head impatiently and said, "Okay Oh, Mr. Craven, you hinted at the banquet that I would stay and wait for you, wasn’t it just to waste time saying hello here, was it?”

Klein also said seriously when he heard this, "Of course not!"