Monster Taming Broadcast

Chapter 34



Rize’s reunion with the Drifters was the worst.

Doom Bar, Doo Doom Bar…

Let’s dance happily!

The Drifters wiggled their butts awkwardly like puppets.

They looked like they were forcing themselves to dance.

Rize shouted at them.

“Terio! Ayula!”

…Doom Bar?

“Excited…?”

Hearing that shout, the Drifters stopped dancing and turned their heads.

And the despairing expressions on their faces slowly transformed into joy.

“Lord Rize?”

“Commander…!”

But that didn’t last long.

【Who told you to stop?!】

The hedgehog scolded fiercely, and the Drifters started dancing again with frightened expressions.

Doom Bar! Doo Doom Bar!

【Pururu】─What on earth are they doing?
【Yumi】─Ah, that hedgehog must be forcing them to dance.
【Mysticism】─😐

Just when I was dumbfounded by the ridiculous situation, the Centauress carrying me spoke while staring at the hedgehog.

【That’s a Hedgehog Summoner. Everything around is summoned spirits by the Hedgehog Summoner.】

“Spirits? Those things?”

【Pururu】─?
【Yumi】─They look like the horror of the Abyss.

Around the hedgehog, I took in the monsters one by one.

Their bodies were melting away.

Limbs were growing in weird places.

Their facial features were delightfully chaotic.

For something called a spirit, they looked way too grotesque.

【Pururu】─Stop lying. How in the world is that a spirit?
【Yumi】─Spirits can look like that. You’ve never seen one, right?
【Pururu】─Even without seeing it, I know that’s not a spirit. ㅡㅡ
【Yumi】─What do you know? If the labyrinth natives call it a spirit, then it’s a spirit. Don’t deny reality.
【Pururu】─Shut up. Don’t shatter my illusions.

The Centauress added more explanation.

【Of course, they’re not ordinary spirits. The Hedgehog Summoner summons spirits that have fallen or died in the Abyss.】
【Pururu】─So they’re not real spirits after all. Just fallen spirits. Phew.
【Yumi】─They can be considered Abyss Undead Spirits.
【Mysticism】─😟

“…Anyway, except for the hedgehog, they’re all summons, right?”

【That’s correct.】

The summons conjured by the Hedgehog Summoner totaled ten.

Their danger level was estimated to be all B-rank.

‘Detected danger level is B-rank, meaning the actual danger level is S-rank…’

To summon that many S-rank summons.

Does it mean the Hedgehog Summoner is an SS-class entity?

I observed it more closely.

Estimated nerfed danger level: B-rank.

No different from the summons.

‘So, the main body seems weak.’

I relaxed my focus and checked the danger level again.

The danger level of the Hedgehog Summoner drastically decreased.

As expected.

Just like how the Poison Apple could get stronger under specific conditions and was sensed as B-rank, the Hedgehog Summoner was also measured high because it could summon powerful spirits.

‘With that level, we should be able to win. We have the A-class Black Magma Slime on our side anyway.’

Just when I finished my internal power comparison.

Rize tightened his grip on the Execution Sword and stepped forward.

“Gauntlet, we must save them at once.”

I nodded.

Just when I was about to signal the Magma Slime.

“Hey! Why are you staring at us blankly over there?!”

The Hedgehog Summoner shouted fiercely.

I thought it was ignoring us, but perhaps it was bothered after all.

“If you want to dance with us, just say it! Stop grabbing the dancers going out and blocking the ones coming in!”

【Pururu】─Why grab the ones going out? Damn it.
【Mysticism】─😅

I didn’t feel hostility from the Hedgehog Summoner.

It didn’t seem to be an aggressive monster.

But still, I should rescue the Drifters first.

After silently giving orders to the Magma Slime, I drew the hedgehog’s attention.

“Hedgehog.”

“I’m not a hedgehog!”

“Not a hedgehog? Then what are you?”

“…Actually, I am a hedgehog.”

【Yumi】─?
【Pururu】─What are you doing?

“Then can I call you hedgehog?”

“Do as you please.”

The Hedgehog Summoner scratched its head and nodded.

I pointed my finger at the two that it was forcing to dance.

“Hey, uh… The two you’re forcing to dance back there, could you let them go?”

“No way! That can’t happen!”

【Pururu】─Aww, how bold, damn hedgehog!

【Yumi】─So cute…

【Mysticism】─😋

The Hedgehog Summoner furrowed its brow.

Not threatening at all.

Rather, it looked cuter.

“Why not?”

When I asked in a gentle voice, the Hedgehog Summoner pouted its cheeks and answered while tapping the ground with its foot.

“They tried to kill me! So they must be punished! I’m going to make them dance for a long time to reflect!”

“They tried to kill you?”

“That’s right! I just wanted to dance with my spirits, but they suddenly attacked me!”

【Yumi】─Was it Rize’s companions who attacked first? If that’s the case, then they’re getting what they deserve.
【Pururu】─Of course they’d attack if they approached those scary spirits.
【Yumi】─Even if they attacked first, it’s not right to attack just because they look scary.

I agreed with Hayumi’s words.

Listening to the chronology.

It seemed that the mistake wasn’t with the Hedgehog Summoner but with the Drifters.

In other words, the Drifters deserved what they were experiencing.

But what can we do?

It’s natural to side with friends.

Even if the Drifters were at fault, I still had to help Rize. I had already promised to assist him.

“Hedgehog, I’ll apologize on their behalf, so could you forgive them?”

“No way! I won’t forgive that easily!”

“How about now?”

I pointed again, and the Hedgehog Summoner looked back.

And then it screamed with its mouth wide open.

“Doom Bar!?!”

All its spirits were melting away.

Covered in the magma of the Black Magma Slime.

While I distracted it, I told the Black Magma Slime to secretly take care of them.

I then withdrew my finger and asked the Hedgehog Summoner once more.

“Will you forgive them or not?”

【Pururu】─What’s the point of asking? There’s only one choice left. Hahaha!

“……”

“If you answer that you’ll forgive and release them, I’ll spare their lives.”

“I’ll forgive… please save me.”

Luckily.

The monster had the ability to judge the situation.

*

Rize and the Drifters had their heartfelt reunion.

After that, Rize explained to the Drifters about me. The one who saved their lives, the one who helped them find you all.

Then the Drifters bowed deeply to thank me.

“Thank you! Gauntlet!”

“I won’t forget this grace!”

【Yumi】─Their tone is perfectly normal?
【Pururu】─Rize was just being a character nerd.

As a side note, the names of the Drifters were Terio and Ayula; Terio was male, Ayula was female.

Their appearance wasn’t much different from the genderless Rize.

Except Ayula’s chest was a bit more pronounced.

Anyway.

While I was being thanked.

“Doom View View… all my friends have died…”

The Hedgehog Summoner, who had huddled on the ground, muttered.

Its expression looked severely gloomy.

Its voice trembled, and tears were welling up in its eyes.

【Pururu】─It looks pitiful like that. Gauntlet, cheer it up a bit.

I squatted down next to the Hedgehog Summoner and said.

“Hedgehog, summoned spirits don’t die, do they? When they die in a summoned state, they normally just go back to their original world. They don’t truly die.”

I thought maybe its summons were different?

For a moment that crossed my mind.

“Oh! That’s right! They just go back to their original world! I can summon them again!”

【Pururu】─?

Indeed, its summons weren’t really dead.

They just returned to their original world.

After all, if they had really died, Solorb wouldn’t remain still.

It seemed the Hedgehog Summoner realized this fact a bit late.

【Yumi】─So cute. Hehe.
【Pururu】─Not cute, it’s just dumb.
【Yumi】─You don’t get it. That dumbness is precisely its cute charm.

The Hedgehog Summoner, regaining its spirit.

I caught it and lifted it onto my palm.

Gently matching my finger to its spots.

“Doom Bar?”

The hedgehog tilted its head in confusion.

Ignoring that, I presented it to the Drifters.

And told them.

Since they were the first to make a mistake, now apologize properly from the heart.

The Drifters glanced at each other for a moment, then nodded quietly and followed my words.

“We’re sorry.”

“We apologize.”

“…Hmph!”

They were also told to express their gratitude, as they had basically been protected.

“Thank you.”

“We truly appreciate it and apologize.”

This time, the Drifters also followed my words without reluctance.

I was prepared to take measures if they offered half-hearted thanks.

But it was unnecessary.

Both of them sincerely conveyed their apologies and gratitude.

“Hmph!!”

The Hedgehog Summoner pouted its cheeks and turned away.

It said it would forgive them.

Yet, it seemed it wasn’t ready to wholeheartedly accept the apology.

【Pururu】─Just accept it already.
【Yumi】─I also think I wouldn’t easily forgive. They were trying to kill me, after all.
【Hedgehog】─Forget the apology! I’m leaving, so eat well and live well!

The Hedgehog tried to break free from my hand.

I tightened my grip.

“Wait a moment.”

I couldn’t let it go.

The spots were still only partially colored.

‘Although it doesn’t hold any hostility toward me, the coloring speed will slow if I hold it forcefully and induce resentment, right?’

After pondering for a moment, I soon found a suitable way while keeping hold of it.

I called out to the Drifters.

“Hey, Ayula, Terio.”

“Yes!”

“Yes, Gauntlet!”

“The hedgehog seems still angry. Instead of just saying thanks and sorry, how about showing sincere intentions with your bodies?”

How about another dance?

To do it with sincerity instead of half-heartedness, without showing reluctance, if they dance with true feelings, the hedgehog might forgive them.

While adding that, I looked down at the Hedgehog.

“How about it, Hedgehog? If you see a heartfelt twerking instead of forced dancing, won’t you feel better?”

“That might be the case. But what’s twerking?”

“It’s a dance that wiggles your butt.”

“Oh, I see! Then let’s see it!”

【Yumi】─Do you think that will lead to forgiveness? Is your heart made of reeds?
【Pururu】─You’ve probably lived in a reed field, so your heart is also like a reed.
【Mysticism】─🤭

Thus, I stopped the hedgehog from leaving.

Without developing hostility towards me, the taming process was running smoothly.

“Are you really asking us to dance again?”

“I sincerely apologize and appreciate it, but this is still a bit…”

The Drifters hesitated and stammered.

However,

“What a disappointment. You’re trying to wash away the sin of wanting to take another’s life with just a few words?”

“……”

“……”

“What you should feel ashamed of now is not the butt dance, but your cowardice in not taking responsibility for the foolish actions you’ve committed. So cease that shameful act and dance with sincerity at once.”

When Rize said that, they bowed their heads and changed their attitude.

“…Understood. This time, we will show a heartfelt dance.”

“We’ll do our best…”

【Pururu】─Dance time!
【Yumi】─Are we dancing again? Doom Bar! Doo Doom Bar!

【Mysticism】─🤪

Thus, the Drifters began to dance with determined expressions.

We settled down on the ground.

And I held the Hedgehog Summoner in my left hand while watching the Drifters’ cringeworthy butt dance and began working on my compendium.

Recalling the spirits I had seen earlier.

■ Hedgehog Summoner

—Actual Danger Level: S-Class.

—Current (Nerfed) Danger Level: B-rank.

—Ability: Summoning Abyss Undead Spirits.

Doom Bar! Doo Doom Bar!

Even while I finished compiling the compendium, the Drifters’ dance continued.

The hedgehog clapped excitedly as it watched the dance.

“Wiggle more fiercely! Doom Bar, Doo Doom Bar!”

“Doom Bar! Doo Doom Bar!”

“Shout excitedly!”

“Shout excitedly! Doom Doom Bar!”

“Dance happily!”

“Dance happily! Doom Bar!”

【Mysticism】─🤪🤪🤪

【Pururu】─Hahaha, it’s completely nuts now.
【Yumi】─Hey! No swearing!

Finally, a bright smile blossomed on the Hedgehog’s face.

At the same time, the red spots turned completely green.



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