I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

"If I let you go, you might really have to deal with that urgent matter..." Zhuang Hui also sighed slightly, "I know you are worried about that child, after all, he is very talented..."

"No, I'm not worried about him anymore. As you said, he is very talented, and he won't get into trouble just because he used the golden line of magic so casually. Just let me go." Luo Feng nodded in agreement, The look is already very anxious.

Zhuang Hui looked at him like this, and frowned slightly: "Although you said that, your expression betrayed you. If you really want to find him... just go through my test first..."

"No, I don't want to go to him at all! I don't worry about him at all!"

Luo Feng was about to cry, and there was a nameless anger in his heart, "I seem to be tricked by that kid. My stomach is hurting badly now. If you don't let go, if I accidentally have diarrhea, I will definitely hold you back. !"

Zhuang Hui frowned, and quickly landed on Luo Feng's hand. Luo Feng's hand holding the silk book was trembling, and cold sweat broke out on his brow. Zhuang Hui was stunned by the forbearance that was almost tearing his eyes. .

Zhuang Hui immediately took five steps back and bowed slightly: "In that case, then I won't bother you to go to work."

"Oh! You've interrupted me!" Luo Feng roared, and he disappeared in a flash.

However, Zhuang Hui felt that he had already smelled a strange smell. He raised his head, looked at the sky with lightning and thunder, and muttered to himself: "It's okay... It's also good to wash and wash..."

On the other hand, Chang Fei was completely unaware that at the school, Luo Feng had decided to leave him alone just because he was dissatisfied with Luo Feng's unreliable behavior for a small revenge.

At this moment, his mind is empty, everything seems to be so peaceful, and the moonlight can no longer be seen in the sky.The sound of thunder sounded in bursts.

In the blink of an eye, a ray of light flashed across the sky, and a dull and loud voice suddenly sounded, as if it was a punishment from heaven, making one's heart tremble uncontrollably.

Following this thunder, countless lightning strikes fiercely towards Chang Fei's previous fancy destination.

Huang Daxian is very excited at the moment, not to mention why he is excited, he has practiced for 500 years, and has never encountered a thunder calamity. When Qingqiu's white fox sister cultivated to three tails, she has already experienced triple thunder calamity.

Back then, the little girl Duanzi was only over 100 years old. After 500 years of cultivation, the hair on her tail was about to fall out, and she didn't even wait for his thunder disaster. How could this be good?

Anyway, he is also a good fairy who wants to become a fairy?Can't be so unfair to him!

It is said that only after experiencing the thunder calamity of the heavens, let the thunder and lightning strike into one's body, and let one's body possess an innate power of the heavens, can one change one's physique. It will be reborn, so that it will have a chance to transform into a fairy!

Huang Daxian is looking forward to day and night, just waiting for God to see his hard work, understand his innocence, and let him be struck by lightning to change his physique!

"Uncle Master, you have done so many cheating, kidnapping and stealing things, this thunder is not your retribution, right?" Tease him politely.

This sentence caused Huang Daxian to blow his beard and stare, and unceremoniously glared at the little girl who teased him: "What nonsense! Old man, I have raised many children, and I still teach them Taoism? "

"Uncle Master... Don't you think that you are a half-baked fool? You haven't read what is written in that book yourself! You still teach others! It's just misleading your children, okay? Taught to be an idiot!"

On a piece of futon, a girl was lying on it, holding a dog's tail grass in her mouth, and said with a naughty smile.

"Being a teacher is not a half-baked thing! Didn't you see that your younger brothers and sisters have learned well? And there is absolutely no need to teach them that as a teacher? As a teacher, you have worked hard to bring them up, okay?"

Huang Daxian said a little indignantly, but this made the girl in front of her roll her eyes, and said with a smile: "Uncle Master, are you kidding me? You just ran to other children's parents' house to ask for money! Your It looks like others have completely regarded you as a kidnapper, okay?"

"What? Kidnapper? Are you kidding me? If the teacher is a kidnapper, how could they give more every year?" Huang Daxian snorted, very dissatisfied with the words of his precious apprentice.

The girl burst out laughing with a "poof": "Haha... Uncle Master, they are implying that you don't abuse their children! If possible, I hope you will return the children to them! You are so stupid, you shouldn't Didn't you think about it at all?"

"How is it possible?" Huang Daxian pouted in complete disbelief.

"Really, Uncle Master, I have already asked them! In order to investigate this matter, I put Koizumi back on purpose!"

"Ah! My genius baby apprentice was let go by you stupid girl! After finally finding a disciple who can basically inherit my mantle, I let you let go! You pay my baby apprentice !"

When Huang Daxian heard the girl's words, he was furious immediately, and he almost grabbed the girl's skirt and shook it twice. The girl put her feet up, put her chin on her hands and said with a smirk: "Uncle Master, you should deal with God first." Let me punish you, if you feel that you can't hold on anymore, just call me. It won't be too late to teach me after you have dealt with these thunder tribulations."

"Hey... you, you, you..." Huang Daxian didn't know what to say, he could only stamp his feet, ran out of the gymnasium he had just built, and flew into the air.

Huang Daxian calmed down his mood, looked at the sky with lightning and thunder, and said that he was not nervous, it was definitely a lie.

But this is just like an exam. After working so hard for so many years, it's time to test my strength!

"Come on! Let the storm come more violently!" Seeing a flash of thunder, Huang Daxian closed his eyes and let out a roar. The strength of his whole body gathered in front of him, forming a protective shield.

He even took out a lot of talisman papers and threw them out. The talisman papers formed a gossip formation in mid-air, waiting for the thunder and lightning to strike them down so that they could be absorbed.

However... when Huang Daxian was excitedly waiting for the thunder disaster to come to him, the lightning struck directly on the lightning rod of the gymnasium behind him.

"Pfft...hahahahaha...this...this is good! This is really good! Uncle Master, your Thunder Tribulation was attracted by the lightning rod!"

The girl in the hall of the gymnasium just happened to see the lightning that seemed to be really planning to strike her master. She made a detour and struck at the lightning rod that Huang Daxian had installed two days ago.

"Why is this like this!" Huang Daxian wailed, and the strong man Lingyun just now had become flustered.

This is thunder calamity, a thing that can be lost if one is hacked!How could he make this cheaper than his gym!

Huang Daxian flew up to the eaves in a panic, and stood on the lightning rod at the top of the house, as if he wanted to vent all the grievances in his heart, and shouted: "If you want to hack, hack me!"

On the other side, Chang Fei, who sensed the way of heaven, did not miss the perception of everything around him.

Just at that moment, Chang Fei, who was originally going to split the formation near the gymnasium, split a hole in the labyrinth when he heard a vicissitudes of life and a sad roar.

Subconsciously raising his eyes, he saw an old man with white hair and a beautiful beard, who was holding a lightning rod, and pointed his finger at the place where the thunder was struck angrily.

Chang Fei felt a shock in his heart!no?He actually just wanted to get closer to the gymnasium!He was just going to split open the psychedelic formation near the gymnasium to prevent outsiders from entering... that's all...

Why... Did she accidentally do something outrageous?Could it be that she accidentally smashed the roof of other gymnasiums?

Or did you accidentally hit someone just now?By the way, it's not her fault at all!

It's really not her fault!

Thinking that he might hit someone, Chang Fei quickly dispelled the water vapor in the sky and returned the moon to the sky.

However, this makes someone want to cry without tears...

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The No.80 Four Steps to Achieve Yuelao: Funny is deeper than master-student routines!

Just when Chang Fei dispelled the dark clouds and almost thought he had hit someone or someone's house, there was already a wail from the gymnasium.

Huang Daxian never thought that Lei Jie would leave as soon as he said it, and he opened his hands, already crying, and sobbing in his mouth: "God! How could you treat me like this! I am just a hardworking little demon! You How could you not give me any sweetness, just abandon me like this..."

While howling, this Huang Daxian fell down crying like a child.

"Hahahaha... Idiot Master... So, maybe it was just an ordinary thunder and rain, you are so serious. Why bother? This is... Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing, Master save me... Puff Hahaha……"

In the house, Huang Daxian could still hear his apprentice who deserved a beating, laughing gloatingly, his sadness suddenly diminished, and his resentment arose. He hummed and sat on the roof, cursing: "Young girl, you laugh!" Forget it! I don’t want such a heartless apprentice like you as a teacher! You are not considerate at all! You can be happy if you can’t become a god as a teacher, right!”

"Well... I want Uncle Master to be by my side forever, and I also want to be by your side all the time..." Who knows, in the gymnasium, the girl who laughed heartlessly dropped such a sentence softly .

"What? Feng girl, what are you talking about? I didn't hear clearly as a teacher." Unfortunately, Huang Daxian didn't hear the girl's soft murmur.

Facing the question on the roof, the girl laughed happily as before, and said with a laugh: "That's right, that's right, if the master becomes a fairy, where am I going to ask for a living at such a young age? I will definitely be hungry Die! So, master, just stay here in this world and be a little demon for your obedient disciple!"

"Feng girl, forget about starving to death! I don't want to continue raising such a wolf-hearted girl like you!" Huang Daxian was furious when he heard the other party's speech, and yelled.

"Ahem...Sorry to interrupt your love affair here, may I take the liberty of interrupting you?"

Just when the girl was about to refute Huang Daxian and continue to tease her silly master, she was interrupted by a voice.

Huang Daxian and the girl named Feng Yatou were both taken aback, and they jumped up vigilantly together, when they heard a "crack"...

"Hey, my old waist..." Huang Daxian squatted down in pain, his face was livid.

"Uh... Old Taoist priest, are you okay?" A childish voice rang out on the roof with concern, which was very pleasant to hear, which made the alarm bell in the girl's heart ring loudly, and she rushed out of the gymnasium immediately.

"Uncle Master..." The girl just called out, and was a little scared by the scene in front of her.

Even a girl with medium and short hair in ancient costume was holding a boy's waist with one hand and Huang Daxian's back placket with the other. She stepped on the top of the lightning rod with one foot, and the other foot was already hanging down.

That appearance is simply unbearable for girls!The fragrant shoulders of her uncle's master are exposed!What is this doing?

"Who are you?! In broad daylight, you actually robbed Master Minjia?!" The girl had already called out.

The screaming Chang Fei almost fell down, he just flew over to take a look!

Who knew that the old man in front of him would suddenly jump up and sprain his waist. He just wanted to support the old Taoist priest to prevent him from falling directly!How to make him look like a hooligan!

Especially the old Taoist priest in front of him, with his face suppressing the pain, looking back at him pitifully... Nima made her seem like a flower picker... No, this is a grass picker!

"Fuck, don't wrong a good man, I like women!" Chang Fei was anxious in his heart, eager to explain that he had no interesting thoughts about the old Taoist priest in front of him at all.

But the girl who heard her words clamped her legs, covered her chest with her hands, and looked at Chang Fei with a strange expression: "You, you are a lily?!"

"You're Lily..." Chang Fei just said a word, and the old Taoist priest in his hand screamed, "Feng girl, run away! I'm afraid you won't be able to keep the evening festival of being a teacher! But you still have a chance now, run away!" ! Remember to avenge your teacher in the future!"

"Old Taoist, don't think so beautifully!" Chang Fei unceremoniously threw the old Taoist towards the girl.

"Ahhh... Be careful, girl Feng! Get out of the way!" Seeing that he was about to bump into the girl, Huang Daxian yelled.

The girl's expression changed several times, and she stretched out her hands towards Huang Daxian: "Master, don't be afraid! I'm here!"

This scene touched Huang Daxian's heart. It really is the master's caring little padded jacket to raise a female apprentice...

"puff……"

Blood spurted from Huang Daxian's mouth, and his cheek suffered the ultimate blow!The girl actually used a wooden spell to send him flying towards the gymnasium... Oh, no, he went in!

It's really careless, being betrayed by my own caring little padded jacket!

"Sure enough, the fairy tales are all lies. As a teacher, I don't believe that there are any good people in this world anymore... Ouch... my waist..."

Chang Fei blinked, all his six senses were much better than ordinary people, he also listened to the old Taoist's last words: "First declare, it's not my fault... I just left you, old Taoist... ..."

Chang Fei's voice was heard at a volume that the old Taoist priest could hear. The old Taoist priest looked at the girl clapping her hands outside with resentful eyes, and said sadly, "Blame me...for raising such a heartless apprentice. ...a crime..."

The girl looked at Huang Daxian innocently, and her tone was aggrieved: "Uncle Master, what are you talking about, old man? If I don't make a move and dodge directly, you will fall down the mountain, and you will be killed by then." It's not a minor injury now."

"As a teacher, I would rather fall down the mountain, and don't be thrown into the gymnasium by you like this! Since you want to do this, don't give me the illusion that you care about being a teacher from the beginning! Huh..." Huang Daxian's heart Tears, he just felt really wronged today.

"Ahem, I'm sorry to interrupt your internal strife. Well, this one in my hand and I were entrusted by someone to find a girl named Feng Qinyue and a Taoist priest named Huang Daxian. May I ask you do you know?"

Huang Daxian and the girl looked at each other and exchanged glances. The girl immediately shook her head: "I don't know, who are you talking about? Did I hear it?"

Chang Fei looked at the girl below with a half-smile, and jumped off the roof with a slight leap. Her clothes fluttered like a fairy.

He reached out and hooked the girl's chin, and said with a smile: "Hey... When you say this, can you not keep avoiding your eyes?"

"Did I dodge my eyes? Are you mistaken?" The girl blinked her eyes involuntarily.

"I said, can you stop being so guilty when you lie? You can't lie to anyone at all, hey!" Chang Fei didn't know what to say about this girl.

He is not a fool, the age and appearance of the other party are similar to what Nangongquan said, but the personality seems to be completely different.

If it wasn't because of this strange thing... Uh, no, the girl's actions just now should be regarded as adding fuel to the flames or worsening the situation, right?

If it wasn't because this character was completely different from Nangongquan's description, Chang Fei would definitely not have doubted the other party's identity at all.

But after asking this question, he confirmed the identity of the other party.

Who is this guilty look trying to deceive?

Seeing Chang Fei's rogue-like posture, Huang Daxian panicked immediately, clutching his waist, and ran over staggeringly: "Let go of my apprentice, come to me if you have the ability!"

"Well... that's fine." Chang Fei was not polite when he heard this, let go of the girl, left No. 20, turned around and leaned his hand against the wall, and restrained the old man as far as he could. Within the scope of the other party, he asked: "Then tell me, is your disciple Feng Qinyue? Old Taoist, are you that Huang Daxian?"

"Oh~" Huang Daxian was taken aback by Chang Fei's sudden movement, lowered his eyelids a little shyly, and turned his head away a little shyly: "I am indeed Huang Daxian, that's right... that... can you not rely on me?" So close? I'd be embarrassed..."

"I'm going! You stinky rascal, don't give a fuck to my master and uncle!" The girl at the side immediately became anxious when she saw this, she grabbed Chang Fei's arm and wanted to pull Chang Fei away.

Chang Fei almost sprayed blood on the faces of these two people, is this the one that made a fuss?How did it make her really want to be a pervert who coveted an old man and a young girl, and...all men, women and children?

"How nasty do you guys imagine me to be? Am I that kind of person? Is it suitable for both men and women? Is it suitable for all ages?"

"There are so many perverts in this world. I seriously suspect that a well-dressed person like you is probably such a well-dressed beast! In order to maintain world peace, for love and my master! I absolutely cannot let you The culprit is making a move on my master! If you don't stay away from us... I'm going to... I'm going to scream!"

"..." Chang Fei raised her eyebrows and tilted her head. For some reason, she had a strong sense of sight, but what was wrong?Isn't this rhythm right?

And just when Chang Fei started to be a little confused, the eyes of the girl and Huang Daxian had already exchanged a look.

Just when Chang Fei was distracted, one of the girl's hands was quietly behind her back, and a rope like a golden thread appeared in her hand.

"Okay, let me get out of the way, if you get out of the way, you will tell me?" Just as the girl swung the rope in her hand violently, Chang Fei had already jumped away.

And the rope that lost Chang Fei's goal was immediately put on Huang Daxian's body.

"Ah..." The girl couldn't help but let out an exclamation, and behind her she heard some Yue Lao's strangely wicked laughter: "Oh? As it turned out, did you just use tricks on me to lower my vigilance? ? No wonder I said how something golden dazzled me!"

The No.80 Five Steps to Achieve Yuelao: Laziness will lead to catastrophe

Who would have thought that the trick carefully prepared by a pair of teasing masters and apprentices would come to naught after Changfei discovered the rope hidden behind the girl?

Who would have thought that there are people outside of people, and there are foxes outside of foxes?

Chang Fei cheerfully waited for the girl to throw out the golden rope, and immediately hid aside, letting the girl's rope catch Huang Daxian.And he took the opportunity to sneak behind the girl, pushed the girl lightly, and pushed the girl directly into Huang Daxian's arms.