I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

Yue Lao waved his hand disapprovingly: "It's okay, it's okay, you won't be affected by this kind of physique when you wear gloves to touch people, as long as it's not skin contact, it will basically not trigger your transformation mechanism, don't worry!"

"No no no, isn't that right? What if I am going to get married and have children? How will I reproduce?" Chang Fei was sweating profusely, and the issues she was paying attention to were major events in her future life.

Yuelao stared at Changfei in disbelief: "Boy, are you kidding? You have become a god, and what do you want to learn about human reproduction? Although you are only a small god, you have a long lifespan? Prepare to look at yourself Are your children getting old, sick, and dying, and you're holding a red thread for them by the way?"

Obviously, Comrade Yuelao couldn't understand how the psychological construction of a pre-human who had just become a little god was. For him, this was no longer a matter of rank.

Chang Fei seemed to have become a fool: "But why is there such a strange physique... Shouldn't gods have their own gender?"

"Because we are Yuelao? We want to lead the red line for others. What if the guy who should be with other people falls in love with you when you are holding the red line? Of course it will be affected and become the same sexual orientation as the other person. The opposite look? If you get close to the other party like this, there will be no errors, right? At least it won’t make your mission target like you." Yue Lao said as a matter of course.

"Why do you have to do this! Can't you be a normal month old!" Changfei felt that his IQ and EQ were too high, and he might give up on himself because of Yue Lao's words and simply jump off the building to commit suicide. Wait, if you become a fairy, can you really fall to your death by jumping off a building?

When Chang Fei was thinking about strange issues, Yue Lao was already answering his previous questions in a serious manner: "In fact, gods didn't have gender at the beginning, and we were not like this at first, mainly because of a woman named Nuwa. The idiot and a guy named Jehovah thought of going together for some reason..."

"Cooperate secretly, and go to the lower realm to make little clay figurines behind our backs! It's really troublesome to have different genders! Since when did Eros and I have to go everywhere for this latecomer? Think carefully about whether the creatures can reproduce! I quit!"

The fourth step to achieve Yuelao: the work that Yuelao is responsible for

The most incredible thing in life, besides bringing the dead back to life, what else is there?

Of course, there is also a genuine fairy suddenly appearing in front of you, especially that fairy is a guy with both gender and personality.However, adhering to the principle of not being surprised, Chang Fei was no longer surprised by a god who suddenly appeared in front of him.

However, not being surprised by the gods does not mean that he is not surprised by the magic tools of the gods. Looking at the old moon god who suddenly appeared in front of him, after telling himself a lot of things he didn't understand, he threw his magic weapon like this on the ground.Chang Fei still curiously picked up the booklet that fell on the ground.

The moment he picked up the booklet, countless numbers of words appeared in front of his eyes, which made him cover his eyes with a scream, and said in amazement, "What?!"

"Oh! I'm sorry, this is file data. You know, the gods are lazy these days. Those who pull the red line or something, just write the program on the computer and let humans operate it by themselves! What is fate? Ah, this kind of thing is decided by God, so don't care about our business!" Yuelao lazily picked his nostrils and rubbed his feet, answering with an expression of nothing to do with himself.

These actions of his have completely destroyed the image of Old Man Yuexia in Chang Fei's mind, and he has already begun to frown: "Speaking of... you always tell me that I have become a god, and there are still gods." Strange physique? But why are you telling me this? Are you always busy? Oh, it’s not because you always have a computer, so you’re so free, right?”

"What are you talking about, kid? Isn't it because you are my successor? You didn't understand what I said before for a long time?"

"Wait, you say I'm your successor? What about your apprentice?" Chang Fei was taken aback and asked hastily.

"My apprentices are just immortals, not gods. Of course, they cannot inherit my position. Of course, they are all responsible for internships in dating agencies in the world. If there is nothing wrong, just do a little favor. You are different. Are you If you directly ascend to God by rocket, your own body has already completed the transformation of a junior God, so of course you can directly inherit my position."

"Oh... so. I'm old? But I don't have to do anything?" Chang Fei scratched her cheek, feeling that it's no big deal to become a fairy.

Yue Lao corrected: "Wrong, you are not Yue Lao, you are an intern Yue Lao, how can such a high-level job as Yue Lao be given to a child like you who has never played a computer before? You can't even beat a monster Right? It’s just that you have a moon-aged physique. I guess you don’t even know how to use a computer, right? I have to test you first. If you don’t even know the basics, you can go and teach the creatures in the human world one by one. Pull the strings!"

"Oh... that's good! How to pull it?" The young Chang Fei was eager to try the most primitive behavior of pulling the red line.

As a result, as soon as this remark came out, a shudder was immediately received on the forehead.

"It hurts..." The boy covered his head and knelt down, "I'm already a god, why does it still hurt so much after I was beaten?"

"Where does the kid have so many questions now! You accept my test before you talk about it!" Yuelao got up and said condescendingly in a holy tone.

Chang Fei looked helplessly at the disrespectful Yuelao in front of him, and asked, "How to test?"

"This!" Yuelao excitedly took out a divine wat, which was much larger than the small stone in Chang Fei's hand, and manipulated it, and the game interface was displayed in mid-air, which turned out to be a face-to-face operation game...

Chang Fei pointed to the video screen: "Grandpa Yue, do you still have small games in the human world in your old divine wat?"

"Ahem... this is to test the new god!" Yue Lao was serious.

"Oh...the level is so high, is it just to wait for the abuse..." Chang Fei complained, and before Yuelao got angry, he had already started asking, "Then what should I do?"

"Take out your divine wat and inject your internal energy that is only one-ten-thousandth of mine, and then you can connect. By the way, I have to remind you that mine is not internal energy, not immortal energy, but divine energy. It's much more advanced!" Yuelao said so with his nose up.

Chang Fei smiled: "Grandpa Yue, are you here to test yourself or to show off? I have never seen such a narcissistic and self-willed fairy like you."

"Hmph... You will soon know whether your senior has the capital to be willful!" Yue Lao said arrogantly and cheerfully, but also eager to try.

--10 minutes later--

"Wait? Hey! Wait, why am I red blooded? How did you do it? Did you cheat?! How could the attack be so high? No, I made a mistake, I take it back, I want to take it back! Said to take it back! Why don't you give in to the old man at all! I am an old man!"

Chang Fei looked at the young old man who was yelling and playing happily, not because of how good his skills were, but because Senior Yue's game quality didn't require him to do anything at all, and he blew himself up.

Before speaking so triumphantly, Chang Fei was a little nervous, but now, Yue Lao is happy, and Chang Fei is not happy at all.He just made three moves, Yuelao's own character attacked him like this, and then... nothing more.

"Okay, you've passed! From today onwards, you're... a Yue Lao Xin Shen who is a little more advanced than the trainee Yue Lao! As long as you work hard, your internal energy will grow on its own! When you break through the Foundation Establishment... Hmm... It seems complicated to put it this way. Take the games in your world as an example, when you reach lv. You have changed your job to become a god. You don’t need to do Yuelao’s tasks, but you will stay at the current LV.30 position and can’t do anything, you know?” Yuelao looked optimistic He nodded towards Chang Fei with a facial expression, and said solemnly, it seemed that this could cover up the embarrassment just now.

Chang Fei narrowed his eyes slightly, and the result surprised him: "What should I do, senior? Isn't everything controlled by the computer?"

"Oh, this problem... In fact, although machines are more advanced than human brains, there are still problems in general." Yue Lao said vaguely.

"Oh~?" Chang Fei tilted his head and raised his eyebrows, "Let me see?"

Yuelao pouted, and reluctantly shook out the previous booklet from his wide sleeve, and at the place where all the red names were connected with each other, a green and yellow mess appeared.

Chang Fei just glanced at it, then raised her eyebrows in surprise: "Where have I heard these names...?"

Yue Lao waved his hand: "Of course it looks familiar, you have to remember all these, well, don't talk so much, just let you see it."

As he spoke, he clicked on the chaotic names in mid-air, and saw several people appearing on the names on the plane. The expression is very vivid.

Looking at these people in action, Chang Fei couldn't help raising his brows again, rubbed his chin and said hesitantly: "I really think these people look familiar?"

"Don't care if he looks familiar? Don't all human beings look like that, with a pair of eyes and a mouth. There's nothing to say. Can you listen to me carefully?" Comrade Yuelao became a little impatient.

Chang Fei sat obediently on the hospital bed: "Say it."

"Boy, these lines are messy and complicated because they have emotional entanglements of time and space from generation to generation, including love, family affection, friendship, hatred, sympathy, and many other complicated emotions. These are not processed by computers, so they can only be handled by us. See for yourself, judge this right and wrong, help them sort out those lines, will eventually separate.

If it is love, connect the red thread to the little fingers of the matching pair;

If it is a family relationship, connect the yellow one to the middle finger of each other's relatives;

If it is friendship, connect the blue line to the index finger of the friend.

If it is hatred, connect the black one to the thumb.

Sympathy or there will be no intersection, you just connect the green line to their ring finger.

In addition, there is another situation where the fate is uncertain, or you go off the road, and there is a gray thread wrapped around your neck. You can also help to change it and complete one, which will also allow you to get inner energy and advance.

So do you understand? "

After Yue Lao finished speaking, he looked at Chang Fei and asked.

Changfei thought for a while, and repeated what Yuelao said, Yuelao nodded with satisfaction, "You are much more useful than my useless disciples, then I will leave the job of my disciple and Yuelao to you !"

"Eh? Grandpa Yue, if you don't do Yuelao, where are you going?" Changfei asked hurriedly when Yuelao's figure began to fade away.

Yuelao's figure almost disappeared, and his voice came softly: "I don't want to be Laoshizi's Yuelao anymore! I'm going to roam around! Find the freedom that only belongs to me! You kid, don't come to me no matter what you have! Do you understand?"

"Oh, okay. So what should I do now?" Chang Fei asked honestly.

"Whatever you want! If you want to, just arrange the lines that I just showed you! By the way, in reality, the same lines will appear in their hands. You have to connect those lines. People in reality, stop playing games here, how old are you? Are you childish?" Yuelao left the last sentence and disappeared completely.

Chang Fei rubbed her eyes, thought for a while, then vaguely picked up the Shenhu and Yuelao booklets scattered on the bed that only belonged to her, and quietly jumped out of the hospital window.

In the early hours of the night, in a secluded haunted community, the quietness is scary. Changfei insists that she has become a god, and with the idea that ghosts are afraid of gods, she happily wants to really find a ghost to see if the other person is real. afraid of myself.

Unexpectedly, he heard intermittent crying on the way, Chang Fei's heart trembled, and he couldn't help but slow down, and tiptoed to the place where the crying came out.

The fifth step to become a Yuelao: take the correct path to be tall and become a god stick

Chang Fei, who escaped from the hospital, decided to go back to her residence after learning that she had become a real fairy from an old fairy who appeared out of nowhere.

His residence, including the residential area, is a well-known ghost area. There are so many inexplicable incidents that the police dare not intervene. A series of incredible things, but in terms of death, it is actually all man-made.

Before he decided to rent a house here, he had arranged for members of the organization to pack up the troublemakers and send them to the police station, but there were also monks and nuns who organized amateur ghost hunting to join in the fun. Few undead, but is it true... From Chang Fei's point of view, he would never believe that it really existed.

As for now, he just came here with the mentality of wanting to see the real monsters and goblins, and bully them by the way.

However, he never thought that at night, he would actually hear someone crying in the community.Don't say it's because someone was beaten, that's why they are crying, what are you kidding?This is a ghost area, except for Chang Fei and a few animals in his organization who are not afraid of death who dare to rent a house here, which coward would dare to live here?Especially those who can cry, they are even more afraid to come and live here!

Thinking about it this way, Changfei felt a little proud: "Is this what Yuelao is capable of? It's a bit powerful!"

At this moment, he felt as if he had picked up 100 million yuan out of thin air. It seemed that even if he didn't succeed in going to school to see the world, his life would still be boring!

He tiptoed to the place where the sound came from, and when Chang Fei probed his head, he saw a girl with disheveled hair standing on the lake, looking up at the sky, crying uncontrollably, tears rolling down her cheeks. Muttering in his mouth: "Why did you kill me...why..."

Chang Fei leaned forward excitedly. If he had a camera now, he would definitely take a picture of this scene and send it to a guy from a folklore research institute. He would be very interested in such an unusual thing!Might as well make some extra money.

The young man was frustrated why he didn't have a camera with him, and suddenly noticed a gray silk thread shining faintly on the girl's neck. He couldn't help squinting his eyes and looked carefully. Originally, he was just watching for fun. The expression of the play has changed.

He quickly took out the booklet, and as soon as he opened it, a holographic figure of a girl who was almost the same as the female ghost appeared in the booklet——

Xu Shaxue:

Female

15 years old

A first-year student in the middle school attached to Shenghuatian University

Love object: Le Zhengchu, the first eldest son of the Lezheng family

Progress progress: 4%

Physical condition: dead

Warm reminder: This woman's lifespan is not over, so she can use her corpse to revive her soul.

Body scan found to match body: 3

The optional body files are as follows:

Leng Yiqing:

15 years old

A first-year student in the middle school attached to Shenghuatian University

Frail since childhood, die a day

It can restore its vitality.

Qi Wantong:

Female

17 years old

Provincial No. [-] High School Sophomore

car accident, dead

It can restore its vitality.

Ta La Zi Rui:

Yao Niang

16 years old

No. [-] middle school senior student

Suicide, two weeks dead

It can restore its vitality.

Chang Fei looked at the candidate list, and directly eliminated the latter two. This is one of his tasks, and he is already a little excited, but he will never waste unnecessary time and money on applying for identities or transferring schools. I don't know how long it will take.

Therefore, I decided to choose the shortest death time, have the backing of the family, and go straight to the resurrected person without explaining too much.

When I was looking for Changfei in Yuelao Xiaozhuan and chose to revive her body for the girl in front of me, the girl who was still crying, Xu Shaxue, was already startled. She turned her head in surprise, and saw a young man who looked younger than herself was scheming. don't know what to do.

"What are you doing?!" She yelled in fear, shrank subconsciously, only to realize that she was actually dead, she couldn't help but froze in place, and couldn't help laughing bitterly.

Chang Fei was still thinking about how to solve this girl... Xu Shaxue's matter, how much inner energy he could get, but when he heard the other party's voice, he was startled,

The booklet in his hand spun twice in his hand and almost fell to the ground.

But noticing the sight on his body, he simply stopped hiding, coughed lightly, and walked out from behind the big tree he had been hiding just now, "Ahem... I am a god, but I think you may Not quite convinced. So I need to explain..."

"Are you here to pick me up?" Xu Shaxue asked in a daze after hearing what Chang Fei said.

Chang Fei raised her eyebrows, thinking that this girl who is not a year older than herself is so smart!He actually knew that he was here to pick her up, so it would be easier to talk.

Thinking that the other party can communicate well, the young man's expression brightened, and he was ready to talk to the other party about the red line of the old man and the resurrection of the dead.

It's just that when he raised his head, the other party was gloomy like a ghost... Ah, no, it was a ghost in the first place, but now it looked like a drowned ghost and floated towards him.

Seriously, even if you're not guilty, it's pretty scary, especially if it's a real ghost.

What Chang Fei wanted to say changed when he got to his mouth. He frowned and expressed some displeasure at the other party's sudden threat to him: "What are you doing?!"

"Give me three days! I'm going to take revenge, and I will definitely come back to plead guilty, please let me go! I can't go to the underworld yet, if you insist on taking me away, then I can only... kill... scare ...run away!" Xu Shaxue was halfway through speaking, thought for a while, and changed two words in a row, his cheeks were slightly flushed, and his dodging eyes were still fierce.