I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?Author: Shame

Introduction:

Changfei was very unlucky, unlucky from birth, probably offended some god.But he is very optimistic, so he learned the spirit of the world too much, and made a wish to the shooting star-he wants to become a god, and beat up the god who made him unlucky!However... making a wish on a meteor is really unreliable!Because Mao Meteor flew over directly! ! !

The First Step to Achieving Moonlight: Start Bad That Day

In this life, Chang Fei has experienced many unpleasant things, but he believes that there is only one thing that is the most unpleasant today and that makes him regret it very much.

In particular, he didn't realize until afterwards that he was really trying to kill himself for the thing he did in the place that was known to have the most dead people.

But in the final analysis, if there were no things that started that day, probably there would not be the thing that almost killed him later, right?

Although he never wanted to admit it, he found that his life was a mess!

When the hell did this start?

Oh, yes, from that time, that time before he came into this world——

His mother, who used to be gentle and virtuous, who went up to the hall, went down to the kitchen, first in appearance, and a daughter of both civil and military skills (self-proclaimed?), did not hesitate to give up her inheritance rights and abducted... the father with a natural beauty (?) Elope. Elope.

He even sold the jewelry he brought from home and started a business with his father.Unexpectedly, how many years have you been married?His dad... had an affair!

Well, for my mother, the former is not important, the latter is the key!

Mom is angry!

Mom ran away with the ball!

That ball is Chang Fei!

Therefore, Chang Fei should have lived in the mansion of a big family, surrounded by maids surrounded by lewd young masters!

result?

As a result, from then on, he could only live a hard life with his stubborn mother.

Fortunately, Changfei has inherited the advantages of her parents, good-looking and smart.

Of course, Chang Fei would never admit that his father was responsible for this.He felt that he inherited his looks from his mother and his brains from his grandfather.

So Chang Fei made up his mind, he will either become an actor, or a painter, or...

In fact, anything is fine, anyway... Anyway, he absolutely does not want to be a scumbag like his scumbag father!As long as I can live happily with my mother.

However, my mother broke his fantasy.

Why did his beloved mother suddenly decide to give him to someone else to raise him?

What is wrong with mom, are you going to run to die with the scumbag father?

If you didn't see the report of the scum dad's sudden death in the newspapers, then wouldn't my mother not be able to come back?

It's a pity to understand because of love, but Mom, it's fine if you find a scumbag dad, but the group of people who spent money to entrust their sons are also scumbags?

Is it really okay to have such bad eyesight?Or did he waste all his good luck in order to give birth to such an excellent son?

If it wasn't for Chang Fei's cleverness, using hacking techniques to secretly transfer a large amount of child support from his mother (private house money), pretending to be stupid and giving the pocket money savings to this group of scumbags, he probably has no way out up.

When he knew that these people wanted to sell him to traffickers, Chang Fei resolutely chose to learn from his mother's revolutionary spirit and ran away.

When he first came out, he really wanted to be a big boss, but he was almost killed twice by adults who were blind to money, which made him understand two truths.

First, I am still too young, telling others that I have a lot of money will not make others really regard myself as a big boss, but will be regarded as a fat sheep.

Second, the money is not revealed. Sometimes even if you have the strength, seeing a lot of money can easily make people fall into madness and forget their conscience.

This allowed Changfei to learn two skills: keep a low profile...and pretend to be pitiful.

Soon when he was wandering, he met a kind aunt, and this aunt, by coincidence, turned out to be the dean of the orphanage.

It seems that when he came out to pick up the bottle to buy supplies for the orphanage, he accidentally picked him up as a bottle.

Of course, this is what the aunt said, but Chang Fei would not believe it.But this seemed to be a good opportunity. In order to prevent the guy who coveted the deposit left by his mother to find him, he simply pretended to be a foolish little girl and went to an orphanage to hide for a few years.

The days in the orphanage were the happiest times for Chang Fei.

But the weather was (unmistakably) unforeseen. In order to take care of these abandoned flowers of the motherland, the dean was really unlucky, and fell ill due to overwork.

What's even more exaggerated is that the dean's family, who didn't know where they died, appeared at this time, and wanted to demolish the orphanage to build a house!

I haven't paid the hospitalization fee to the aunt in the orphanage. Doesn't this show that there is a plan?

Only then did Chang Fei realize that there are not only scumbag fathers in the world, but also scumbag children!

And the more he sees clearly, the less he wants to be such a scumbag.

So Changfei took out the savings to pay the hospitalization fee for the dean.During this period of time, he is the only one to take care of the little friends in the orphanage!

After he and his other friends had managed to keep the welfare home, it caught fire early in the morning the next day. I don't know if it was the work of those aunts and relatives whose schemes failed.

Fortunately, at that time, everyone was doing morning exercises in the small yard, and when the fire escalated instantly, everyone ran out.

Since that time, the friends have been transferred.

But Changfei is a black household, he ran away before being found and taken away.

My father is a scumbag, my mother ran away, was plotted for money and was almost sold. The director of the orphanage fell ill after he came and was left unattended. Not long after, the orphanage caught fire again.

This made Changfei's little heart very upset. Apart from giving the middle finger to God, the depressed Changfei chose to take revenge on those bastards.

For a long period of time, he gathered many people like him and established an anonymous free guild organization on the Internet, and specially assigned some missions to teach bastards.

It's just that he didn't expect that the network organization he established would become more formalized in the later stage, and even accidentally applied to become a formal large-scale organization that the state could employ, and Changfei even made a lot of profits from it.

At that time, Chang Fei, with no one to guide her young heart, had already swelled to the point where she could do whatever she wanted.

And as the top leader of this online platform who actually distributes work and pays wages, no one dares to confront him, which further stimulates his arrogance.

During that time, he thought that his life had reached the peak of many people, and he decided that he would never be afraid of anyone again.

But if it wasn't because of that person, if he hadn't experienced those things, he might have become the youngest and worst criminal in history before he became an adult...

But he doesn't want to think about these anymore, the memories will only be left to him who was not strong enough in the past, but now...

He was thirteen, and she had been told before that thirteen was an adult.It's time for him to grow up, he has graduated from the second disease with honor, and it's time to do something mature.

He decided to go to a middle school and go to school to experience life. This is what a normal adult should do.

It's a pity that this world always likes to give people a rather cruel blow. He spent more than half a year studying, and his grades are also very good, and he even won the first place.

But he still underestimated the world too much!

His grades were actually bought away?Why do you have to buy his grades? Hey!How could this embarrass him, a good student who studied hard?

What's even more deceitful is that the student who bought his grades is actually the son of his scumbag father? !The person who was born in the belly of that mistress half a year earlier than him!

What the hell are you kidding!

Chang Fei was so angry that he organized and issued an order to kill that little bastard!

But looking at the iron ring on his wrist, he still gave up. If he really did that, what is the difference between him and the scum he hates?Wouldn't he be back to the time he least wanted to think of?

So he gave up.

But that doesn't mean he gave up fighting for his rights. He specially disguised himself on the first day of school to settle accounts with that jerk man's son.

Unfortunately, his thinking is really naive.

The other party is an absolute narcissist part-time idiot!As expected of being the son of a scumbag father, he actually slammed him in the face with a check!

Chang Fei was very angry, the consequences... well, no consequences!Even if you can, you can't do that...

However, why only one thousand yuan is written on the check?

Forget it, something is better than nothing.

Chang Fei got up his spirits, first he went to work at the KTV where he pretended to be, and since he promised that person to change his ways, he honestly found a decent job, even if it was to deal with that guy.

It's just that he didn't expect that he would meet that young master again!

Chang Fei lowered her head and made a "hand slip", wanting to "accidentally" spill the drink on the opponent.

It's a pity that the plan is a plan, but the reality - spilled on the girl at the side.

Then he was fired and didn't get his "serious" salary for the month.

I have to find a job again...

Coming out of KTV, it was raining, he didn't want to take an umbrella, and walked alone on the road in the rain.

There was the sound of tires rubbing violently against the ground, and Chang Fei turned his head to see the glare of the high beams, which made him unable to open his eyes.

He didn't stand still, but subconsciously jumped forward and narrowly escaped.

And the car stopped crookedly in the middle of the road intersection.Then a familiar face appeared from the rolled down car window: "Boy, you are courting death!"

It's really a narrow road to enemies, and it turns out to be his half-enemy again.

Chang Fei was about to speak, but the other party snorted coldly, dropped a few hundred dollars and was about to drive away.

At this time, only a "pop" sound was heard, and a girl got out of the brother's car angrily, and the guy who was so aggressive just now was in a hurry to please him, but the girl didn't turn her head to pay attention to him at all, Chang Fei It's fun at once.

Seeing his half-brother deflated was the best gift he'd ever received!He really wanted to rush up and give that girl a warm and grateful hug!

But that girl didn't pay attention to his clay figurine at all.

But it doesn't matter, he doesn't care whether the other party will notice him or not, this is enough for him to be happy for a long time, seeing the two leave one after the other, Chang Fei rubbed his chin and looked at him thoughtfully. The racing car in front of him took out his mobile phone from his pocket with a smirk: "Hello? Uncle Yaoyao? My car broke down, can you please come and drag me? Mmm, the address is the ** route, thank you~"

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Shangzhi has something to say:

The general direction remains the same, the modification and lengthening, the personality traits and experiences have been slightly modified, so... this is the orthodox Dragon Boat Festival Chapter 1 modified for the Dragon Boat Festival.

(Note: The story is slow to warm up, not cool, and the logic in the early stage is low. It is mainly made of jokes. There are so-called poisonous points. After going to the cultivation world, there is an explanation. The audience who cannot accept the early stage of the abuse of the main plot should be cautious.)

The second step to become Yuelao: the choice to become a god is very important

"Wang! Wang Wang!"

Just as Chang Fei hung up the phone triumphantly, waiting for someone to drag away the car in front of him that almost knocked him down, the barking of the dog caught his attention.

Turning around, three or four big dogs rushed towards him viciously.

Chang Fei was stunned for a moment, but as a normal human instinct, before the big dog overturned him, he made the fastest decision in his life!

Turn around and run!

Getting rid of a group of dogs is not easy, and it is not easy to say, but at least after he ran for three streets with a plan, purpose, and thought, he finally succeeded in getting rid of the group of dogs chasing him for no reason. dog.

He patted his chest with lingering fear, wondering if it was because of his own misdeeds that a group of dogs were staring at him...

Huh?

He suddenly noticed a problem, here and now, so there are no dogs chasing after him, but it seems... a dead end?I seem to have heard someone say it before... In the dead end, there are usually such interesting things, this should not be what he imagined, right?

"Little devil! Hand over all the money on your body!"

A muffled voice came from behind.

'Heh heh...'

What a coincidence!Actually met him!

When encountering such a thing, it is really troublesome to solve it... Just spend money to eliminate the disaster.

For the "safety of life" no matter who it is, Chang Fei is ready to deal with this matter in the simplest way, putting his hand into his pocket, and preparing to put the money he just got today——

What about the wallet!And what about checks? !

All he touched was a big hole.

When did it happen that there was a hole in the pocket and all the money was lost!

He had no choice but to turn around with a sad face, and bitterly choked out a sentence: "I have no money..."

After finishing speaking, he felt a little regretful. There was not one person behind him, there were clearly several people. These people looked fierce and fierce, and they were the best talents for murder and robbery!Not many of the mercenaries he organized had such a leader!At first glance, he looks like a bad-tempered, easily angry fool!

Sure enough, when a person heard this, he was furious and shouted, "You have no money!"

Without waiting for an excuse, the man waved his fist and greeted Chang Fei's face. The young man was punched hard and fell to the ground heavily.