I! Billions of invincible identities

Chapter 22



"Quiet!" The history teacher was a middle-aged man in his fifties, tall, with gray hair, and a solemn and majestic expression.

Everyone suddenly fell silent.

"Classmate Yang Fan, do you have a complete grasp of historical knowledge?"

Yang Fan pulled his eyelids, obviously not sleeping enough, and nodded slightly: "Almost." "

"Well, let me test you, why did the Pentocation Method fail?"

As soon as the history teacher finished speaking, the students brushed and turned over the history book.

Yang Fan rubbed his eyelids, glanced at the history teacher, and talked endlessly.

"Why did the reform method fail, first, because the people of Guangxu and the Restoration school were too bookish, in other words, they only had the ability to plan, but they had no ability to execute. The ability to plan, make decisions and execute must be the focus and practice at any time and in any situation, especially the ability to execute. On paper, I finally realized that I had to do it..."

"Second, the people of the Guangxu and Restoration factions did not have the idea of slowly trying to do so, and were too hasty and urgent. In 100 days, dozens of orders were issued one after another, hoping to turn the huge aircraft carrier of the country to 180, and it is unreasonable not to capsize the ship..."

"Third ,......"

All the way to the third and fourth points.

Yang Fan's answer dripped water.

The history teacher listened and understood, and when the other party said some jerky and obscure words, he did not forget to record it in his lesson plan.

Until five minutes later.

Yang Fan said a little dry, casually picked up the mineral water on Zhou Gardenia's table and took a sip, and then put it back, making Zhou Gardenia a little overwhelmed, but Yang Fan turned a blind eye and continued: "Is it enough? If it is not enough, I can list at least ten reasons for failure throughout ancient and modern times." "

"Enough is enough!"

The history teacher quickly waved his hand.

With Yang Fan's knowledge reserve, he had completely exceeded the scope of what he knew in answering this question.

But he is a history teacher, how willing to admit defeat.

Therefore, he began to put aside the main line of the college entrance examination and began to test Yang Fan with his decades of historical reserve knowledge.

"I still have a few questions for you. "

"You say. "

History teacher: "As the saying goes, go to the toilet and go to the kitchen, why go to the toilet and go to the kitchen?"

The teacher asked.

Everyone is curious.

When Yang Fan heard this, he smiled and said: "Country Z has had five elements since ancient times, and the five elements correspond to five directions. Ancient toilets were built in the east-north, and kitchens were built east-south. When going to the south, it is customary to say go south (the emperor goes down to the south of the river), when going to the north, it is customary to say go north (go north to resist Japan), and when you want to go to the toilet, you have to go to the north of the yard, so you say go to the toilet. When you want to go to the kitchen, go to the south side of the yard, so let's talk about the kitchen. "

The history teacher was shocked again and continued to ask: "Why is the saying not three not four?"

Yang Fan replied: "The ancients called heaven one and earth two. Therefore, the sum of heaven and earth is three, and three becomes the representative of the whole, such as: trilogy, three provinces, three thoughts, three people, etc.; and for the four is called comprehensive, it also has the meaning of satisfactory, such as the four kings, the four masters, the four bodies, the four arts, the four books, and so on. Therefore, people who misbehave outside of good things are collectively called not three and four. "

The history teacher's chest was blocked, and he was a little breathless.

He then asked, "Why doesn't Nobel have a prize in mathematics?"

Yang Fan said with a smile: "Nobel mentioned in his will: reward those inventions or discoveries that have made great contributions to mankind. He did not consider mathematics to be a practical science by which mankind could benefit, and mathematics was excluded from the Nobel Prize. In fact, Nobel once proposed to a lady, but she married a mathematician named Mitelefre, and cheated on Nobel together, Nobel never married, he hated mathematics. "

"Hahaha..."

After Yang Fan finished speaking, the class burst into laughter.

The history teacher was holding the podium, and his blocked heart almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood.

Ask again.

"The origin of the prime minister's belly to hold the boat?"

Yang Fan replied again.

"During the Song Dynasty, Prime Minister Wang Anshi lost his wife in middle age and remarried a concubine named Jiao. The life of an old husband and a young wife made the girl secretly have fun with the young servant. After Wang Anshi found out, he was originally angry, but he endured it again and again, and simply induced the girl to tell the truth when he was about the poem during the Mid-Autumn Festival, but the girl's words in the prime minister's belly could hold the boat to make Wang Anshi know his suffering, that is, he gave a thousand taels of silver and sent the girl to marry a servant. "

"Bull. "

"You know that. "

"Long knowledge. "

"How does it feel green?"

“......"

"Bang. "

The history teacher slammed headlong into the blackboard, hating himself for his shallow knowledge.

He knew that it was difficult for Yang Fan in this regard.

So a clueless question was asked:

"Have you ever heard of a fish called a five-colored fish?"

Yang Fan thought for a moment and responded, "What the teacher said is the five-colored fish that came out of the Notes on the Water Classic?" "

All this know??

History teacher Fu Ji asked

"So, half-faced fish?"

Yang Fan immediately responded: "Published the "Membership Record"

"So, concubine?"

"Published Arya. "

The history teacher beat his chest: "Defeated, defeated, you continue to sleep, don't snore!"

"Hahaha!"

The class burst into laughter again.

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PS: This is a plus of two thousand flowers.


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