I am the celebration monster of Academy City

The result is this?

"That's what! It doesn't count at all! You are rich and don't care, but I am poor!"

Almost at a close distance, the terrified expression on Kamijou Touma's face was clearly displayed in front of Gan Quanyu's eyes. Because of the extreme fear, the corners of Kamijou Touma's eyes even leaked tears, and he almost cried Out.If Ganquanyu's experience is similar to that of Kamijou Touma, then one can imagine Kamijou Touma's mood.

It was just to save money, so I was discharged from the hospital before my body fully recovered.

Even with the money left on hand, I can barely get by. I finally regained my health and went to school happily. I just sat down and there was someone before my butt was hot—whether it was a beautiful girl or not—— Come to you and inform you: Don't think about the money you left, just give it to me.

No matter who is Kamijou Touma, then everyone will collapse to the point of crying.And the most pitiful thing is that this is not Kamijou Touma's fault at all. At that time... At that time... Yuu Kanizumi could run away!

With his holistic ability, no one can stop him if he wants to run away, but this guy won't, he will jump out of the window!

Jumping out of the window is really so tempting, is it really so handsome!

You are handsome, but half of the compensation is mine! !

The joys and sorrows of people are not connected. You think it is a trivial matter to spend money to solve it, but I think it is terrible ojpg;

But to a certain extent...it really is Kamijou Touma's style.

"Small things..."

The corners of Yu Kanizumi's mouth were slightly raised, and he showed Kamijou Touma a smile of "Don't worry, with me here, everything is cute and big tits".

"Of course I paid for the window I smashed. How could it be possible for you to pay half of the window? Take it easy."

Saying that, Kanizumi Yu patted Kamijou Touma on the shoulder very considerately.

Maybe it's because it's about your wallet, it's a matter of life and death.Kamijou Touma, who usually believed Kanizumi Yu even if he talked nonsense, looked at him suspiciously.

"Of course, who do you think I am!"

Gan Quanyou is extremely heroic.

"This is a small amount of money. My brother, I have really made a lot of money now!"

Speaking of this, Gan Quanyou paused slightly, and the words Ming Tu Zhuihun said when he was in the hospital appeared in his mind, and he suddenly had a plan in his heart.

"As the saying goes, it's good to be a numb, to share the same fortune, brother, I can't forget you even if I get rich."

"You want to split me in half?"

Kamijou put down Kanizumi Yu as a mahjong mahjong, and carefully straightened Ganizumu Yu's collar that was wrinkled by him.

As long as you don't want me to lose money, then you are still my good brother.

But if you dare to make me lose money, I will throw a friendship punch right now!

Good brother, have you eaten yet?I punched me without eating!Iron!

"I'm willing to give it to you, can you hold it?" Gan Quanyou said disdainfully.

Kamijou Touma really thought about it quite seriously, and finally looked compelled.

"Can't hold it..."

If you want to ask whether you are willing or not, Gan Quanyou is really willing.After all, to some extent, it can be said that the huge sum of money was picked up for nothing.

But as expected, the problem is not whether Yuu Kanizumi is willing to give up or not, but whether Kamijou Touma can stand it.

I'm afraid that this astronomically huge asset was in Kamijou Touma's hands the day before, and Kamijou Touma hadn't enjoyed it for a day, and it was sent due to various inexplicable things the next day, so he could still owe astronomical foreign debts .

Therefore, even if Kamijou Touma didn't know how much the "half" in Yu Kanizumi's mouth was worth, the number of "big money" like Yu Kanizumi who could be called "fat fortune" should not be small, and he was a little flustered.

To be precise, when Kamijou Touma had more than [-] yen in his wallet, he would start to panic.

"That's enough. So I decided to take you in another way."

"Huh?" The fact that he didn't have to pay the window money is already considered thankful, but he didn't expect that there would be such a surprise.Even Kamijou Touma began to rub his hands with some excitement.

"I'll set up a VIP for you at the old frog's hospital later on, and you can go directly to the hospital in the future. No matter it's the surgery fee or the hospitalization fee, it will be reimbursed, and you don't need to spend a penny. It's better than medical insurance!"

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This is the blessing of Xiaoqinqin!

Are you so blessed to share it!You eat hot food and drink spicy food, but in the end, you give me a supreme VIP in the hospital...

Fuck!Damn it, those who are really stupid are blessed to share!

Kamijou Touma suddenly realized that this proposal, which sounded extremely silly at first, was really useful to him!

In order to save the hospitalization fee, he was hospitalized in advance. No one can guarantee that other things will not happen in the future, and no one can guarantee that he will not be hospitalized again. It would be better to say... It is really stupid to reimburse the hospitalization fee super useful!

At least for Kamijou Touma.

Kamijou Touma grasped Kanizumi Yu's hand, choking with emotion.

"Thank you, thank you Ayou. You are really kind to me."

"Ayou, Ayou, and us, whoever sees it has a share."

On the other side, a blond man with sunglasses in the crowd started to take the rhythm.

Gan Quanyou sneered and returned immediately.

"Okay, I'll make one for you too. Then I'll send you to the hospital right now! Monster! I can see right away that you have bad intentions!!"

"Then forget it. Slip away."

In a word, a certain multi-faceted spy brought back to the past, and immediately shrank his head and slipped away.

The class bell rang in due time.Everyone in the classroom quickly returned to their positions.

Fukiyose Riri, who came back from the office, looked strangely at the two Nantong who were shaking hands in the walk.A little disgusted and stayed away from them.

But before entering the classroom, she still gave them the message she brought back from the office.

"Ms. Xiaomeng said that you two don't need to take this class, so go directly to the office to find her."

Chapter 57 Am I a Joker too?

The school is such an interesting and unique place. During recess, the whole school is like boiling hot water, but as soon as the class bell rings, the whole campus will lose [-]% of its sound in a very short time. And silence will fill the entire campus.

The short recess time is over, and now it's back to school time again.

However, the teaching staff office is completely opposite to the solemnity and quietness of the outside world, full of excitement that is rarely seen in ordinary times.

If you want to ask what is the question...

Of course, they are being scolded by a certain teacher who is often mistaken for elementary school students.

Kanizumi Yu and Kamijou Touma stood in a row, Kamijou Touma's face was full of happy "fukouda" lowered his head, while Kanizumi Yu turned his face to the side, and stretched out his hand to grab twice from time to time.

Many teachers who don't need to go to class for the time being are staying in the faculty office where the desks are full of sundries and iron desks are lined up.

In the short few 10 minutes that are not their own courses, some people are correcting the test papers, some are reading the exercises, some are making the lesson plans, and some don’t know why they start eating bento at this point.

In the corner of the faculty office, there was even a handsome black-haired killer...ah no, the handsome teacher was doing one-arm...should be one-index finger push-ups.

When get out of class was over, Fukiyose Riri sent the homework collected today to the staff office. It was probably at that time that she mentioned the news that Yuya Kanizumi had arrived at school to Teacher Xiaomoe.

So before class, teacher Xiaomoe entrusted Fuki Yosari to send her a message, telling her that Kanizumi Yu and Kamijou Touma, the two "Qi Tian Dao" who have been turbulent and troubled all over the world in just over two months. Saint" called everyone to the office.

However, what is probably different from imagination is that Kanizumi Yu and Kamijo Touma ushered in not being scolded by the bloody sprinklers, but by an older loli who was only 1.3 meters tall, crying and complaining. minute.

Obviously Gan Quanyu and Kamijou Touma were the ones who made the mistake, and they should have cried and begged for forgiveness, but as a result, Teacher Moe, who was the reprimanding party, couldn't hold back and cried directly.

If Mrs. Xiaomoe cries for a while and the class is over, the group of guys headed by Lanfa Earrings will probably come over to watch the fun. Once they see Mrs. The controller would run away on the spot, he didn't care if it was the faculty office, he just rushed over and knocked Ganquan Yu and Kamijou Touma down with a blast hammer.

In fact, if it weren't for Ganquan Yu and Kamijou Toma's various efforts of pouring water, admitting mistakes, squeezing shoulders, and beating legs without any hesitation as soon as they saw Teacher Xiaomoe crying, it would have been mere half-hearted efforts. Hours is not the limit of Teacher Xiaomeng.

When Gan Quanyou and Kamijou were sweating profusely and desperately, those who were not correcting the test papers, reading the exercises, making lesson plans or eating lunch boxes, or even a certain person in the corner The black-haired teacher stopped doing push-ups, none of these guys had any intention of coming up to help, they all sat in their seats with cheerful smiles and watched Yu Ganizumi and Touma Kamijou working hard.

Here I would like to name a female teacher with a single ponytail who is wearing a green sportswear, has very big breasts, and smiles like a heroic general in the Warring States Period. mean.

Finally, after half an hour, Teacher Xiaomeng finally calmed down. Even though her eyes were still red and she was breathing heavily, she did not continue crying.

And those fun people who watched the whole process... Ah no, the teachers are not interested in continuing their original work.

It can be said that Yuu Kanizumi and Touma Kamijou, who are standing here cowardly, are welcoming the strong onlookers of the teachers in the staff office.

If it weren't for the fact that they had seen too many turbulent waves, and hadn't seen any scenes, they might really panic now.

It is also because of Academy City's special system that teachers have higher authority than ordinary students, so teachers can learn a lot of information.

In particular, some teachers also work part-time as security guards, such as the one who slapped the table and laughed wildly.

Of course, even if the authority of the teacher is not higher than that of the students, many people still saw the live broadcast a few days ago. For the two "Monkey King" teachers in Teacher Xiaomeng's class who can stir up wind and rain in the world They are also full of interest.

At the beginning, I didn't notice who these two people were, but now I recognized them, and to be honest, I didn't gather around them to ask for various details. I already had professional ethics and teacher ethics.

If you don't have those, you can refer to the situation where Gan Quanyou was blocked by such a group of people before he even took a step into the class.

Presumably, Kamijou Touma had already been interrogated by those people before Kanizumi Yu came back.

Although there are not things that cannot be said, there are indeed many things that are unnecessary to say, and it is a pain to recall them now.

Rather, Kamijou Touma, Kanizumi Yu and Othinus, the three beings can still maintain the stability of personality after experiencing the infinite hell together. In fact, some of them have long been inhuman-level monster toughness. .

I don't know how he got away with it.

It can be said that Kamijou Touma had warded off a wave of disasters for Ganquanyu before he arrived at the school.From this point of view, it really has Kamijou Touma's style.

"Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what should I do, what should I do!!"

Sitting on the cheap swivel chair, Teacher Xiaomeng's short legs couldn't even touch the ground. While making a panicky sound, the short legs kicked back and forth unconsciously and restlessly.

"The number of days of attendance for the first study was already on the verge of danger, but now that the second semester is almost December, you are still like this... No, it should be said that the two of you have become even worse! You shouldn't Do you think skipping classes is fun?"

Kamijou Touma lowered his head, Kanizumi Yu turned his face sideways, neither of them... dared to speak.

Teacher Xiaomeng held the attendance sheets for the first semester and this semester of Class 7 of the year. On these two attendance sheets, only the standards of two people stood out.The red circles that use the red color standard are almost connected to each other without disconnecting!

"If this continues, no matter how hard you two try, you will be desperate and unable to advance!"

"Uh..." Kamijou Touma had a "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry" rather guilty and uneasy expression on his face, and moved his feet anxiously.

"Uh..." Gan Quanyou's mood became more complicated.He vaguely remembered that when he was young and ignorant, he laughed at Kamijou Touma. If he didn't take it easy, he might be the one who would have difficulty leveling up.

As a result, the way of heaven is good for reincarnation, and the sky will spare no one.He is also the one who is standing here with Kamijou Touma and being scolded.

Just... like Joker?

Chapter 58 Me too, right?

Facts have proved that in Academy City, no matter whether you have saved the world, made enemies of the world, assisted in triggering the third world war, or killed the ceiling demon god, the number of days you attended is not enough. You have to be scolded obediently in the office, and then you have to think about repeating the grade.

If we talk about the past, Kanizumi Yu would not panic, he is different from Kamijou Touma, he is not incapable, he is a powerful person!

As long as it's not too much, the headmaster won't make things difficult for him.After all, Gan Quanyou can be regarded as a personal name in Academy City, and to a certain extent, he can be regarded as a signature ability user of a certain high school. If he repeats a grade or something, it won't be too ugly.

But it's different now, Gan Quanyou suddenly realized that he had been having too much fun in the past two months.

In the end, I have to blame the president of the United States of America for playing live broadcast, Zhuo!If you broadcast Touma and Othinus live, it’s over, you have to bring him along, and you say that he is the embodiment of the will of everyone in the whole world...

If he hadn't known that he was a Hispanic, Yuu Kanizumi would have wondered if he was the first Japanese-American president in the history of the United States of America. That kind of vigor was the same as that of a Japanese. This kind of metaphor can be imagined by normal people from?

If I had known that when I was in Hawaii, I should have cut him cleanly.

Having a lot of exposure and visibility - which can be seen from classmates blocking the door and now the fun people watching... the teachers - will change the situation.

It's fine if Yu Ganquan doesn't have any black spots, but now that he really wants to send it, the principal will definitely not mind letting Yu Ganizumi and Touma Kamijou be a senior in high school.

The black spot of repeating a grade is nothing compared to the extra year the two of them studied in a certain high school.

What's more, if it works, there may be anecdotes such as "Even if the hero who saved the world fails to meet the standard, we will sternly repeat him!"

Not as black-bellied as Yu Ganizumi, and many black operations popped up in his mind in a blink of an eye. Teacher Xiaomoe was just from the perspective of a teacher, simply caring about the attendance status and advancement of Yuu Ganizumi and Touma Kamijou.

She firmly grasped the attendance sheet in her hand and stared at it, as if she could see the flowers and the clues that could keep the two treasures from repeating grades.

But sure enough, it is impossible to find such fancy loopholes for operation with an overly simple attendance sheet.

In the end, Teacher Xiaomeng sighed in a complicated mood, and had no choice but to put down the attendance sheet in his hand.

"Xiao Ganquan and Kamijou-chan, it's completely useless for the two of you to only rely on winter vacation tutoring now."

"Then, what should we do, Teacher Xiaomeng!"

Kamijou Touma really panicked right now.As the saying goes, it’s cool to skip classes for a while, and it’s cool to skip classes all the time.

Ah no, it was a momentary pleasure of skipping class and escaping the crematorium.It's not that we don't report, it's that the time has not yet come.