Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Chapter 5



This is a situation that was caught...

"Misunderstanding? You call this a misunderstanding?"

"One is holding up someone who is immoral, and the other is wearing heavy makeup and almost exposing her hot body. Even a fool knows what is going on. And how can I believe her grace before she entered the door?"

Captain Wang almost laughed when he heard "misunderstanding"...

I have never seen such a shameless person...

Caught the person with evidence, almost caught the adulterer in bed, and wanted to solve it with a misunderstanding. If I don't arrest this guy and take him to the police station, I will eat upside down today...

Everyone in the audience laughed but said nothing. You got away with it last time. You really fooled everyone like a fool. You are too confident.

"Haha... did you see that? This is really hopeless. I thought the great god's operation was amazing again, but it's just like this. Go back and pay the fine, and let your family pick you up... It's really an honor for the family..."

"Um... Is this really a program to crack down on pornography and illegal publications? Why does this kid look like a fool, answering questions irrelevantly? I just came in and don't know what he's doing..."

"Ahem... This is a very hot scene. It's obvious that the two of them almost had a hot affair, but Captain Wang came to the rescue and ended a grand transaction..."

"It's a pity... The Prince Club was cracked down on pornography, otherwise I will..."

"ID XX has a tendency to mislead and has been kicked out of the live broadcast room..."

The live broadcast room is very lively...

Everyone laughed and mocked. The last time Lin Dong escaped, it was just a blind cat meeting a dead mouse. This time he was not so lucky.

Lin Dong glanced around and saw that there were cameras secretly filming him. He had made a fool of himself again. He was really troubled...

"Ahem..."

"It was actually a misunderstanding. As everyone knows, I am a good citizen, a genuine taxpayer, and a good person who serves the people... In addition to being a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner, I am also a sewer worker and a home appliance repairman. Naturally, I can repair burst pipes, which is why I got so dirty. I just washed it..."

Lin Dong explained without blushing or beating his heart. It seemed that he was serious. If it weren't for the anti-pornography and anti-illegal publication scene, it could be said that he was expressing his true feelings.

There was silence for a moment...

No one burst into laughter. After all, they were trained by professionals and generally would not laugh unless they could not help themselves...

Everyone looked at each other, and a familiar smell came...

"Boy... I have tolerated you for a long time..."

"You used to be a host and could not even afford food. Later, you went to deliver food and got a Chinese medicine practitioner certificate. Are you addicted to pretending to be cool? I am a police captain and I can't do anything to you?"

"If you say another word of nonsense, I will directly charge you with obstruction of public service. It is not as simple as 15 days of detention and a fine of 5,000 yuan..."

Captain Wang clenched his fists tightly. If the camera was not broadcasting live, he would stir-fry Lin Dong with beef kidneys on the spot and ensure that he would be served until he was completely submissive.

Lin Dong was also very depressed....

Why was he so unlucky? He was always encountered in every anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities. Could it be the inertia of the system...

"Uncle police... I really didn't lie to you..."

"I, Lin Dong, must be a first-class good citizen. I am a handsome man in the village, a top student, and a role model who has played the role of a drummer. Now I have accomplished nothing. My younger brothers and sisters are in school, the house is shabby, my parents are old, and they are not feeling well recently..."

"Don't look at me as a handsome man. I don't even dare to get married. I am so poor that I don't even have a dowry. I can't afford the money. In order to better supplement the family income, I choose to work part-time as a sideline..."

"I can barely make ends meet by being a live broadcaster, delivering food, and being a gynecologist in the hospital. Recently, I have learned some side jobs, so I can't be idle..."

"This job of clearing waterways, repairing water pipes, and repairing home appliances is basically one of my side jobs. I'm honest and fair. You can always find me if you need it. I guarantee a discount..."

Lin Dong looked miserable, creating an honest man. God was extremely unfair to him, so what can he do?

Only by working hard can you become a superior person...

Someone just came into the live broadcast room, and I almost wiped my tears. It was too touching...

Captain Wang felt something was wrong the more he listened. It was too familiar. There must be something wrong...

"So my brother is so miserable. I will support you in the future. I promise that you will not live in the open air. As long as you are willing... you can also bring your uncle and aunt to the city. I will definitely buy you a house..."

The woman who had been silent all the time suddenly said something.

The whole place fell silent again...

Lin Dong was dumbfounded. I had performed so hard, and I was just one step away from success.真是有病,这么馋自己的身子吗?

所有人瞪大眼睛,不敢置信,这个渣男除了长得帅一点,几乎一无所有,难道帅....真可以为所欲为吗?

“呜呜.....让我兄弟单身一辈子的诅咒,送这渣男去死,连小姐姐都骗....”

“别拦着我....这家伙很欠揍,真的....什么时候有这种女人为了我付出,我死都愿意....”

“一群舔狗,我真看不起你们,对了.....不介意我也当妹纸舔狗吗?”

“可惜....小姐姐与我们不是一路人,真是惋惜,年纪轻轻就走上歧途。对了....你们知道彩礼多少吗?我明天去接她.... ”

“You are a bunch of scumbags. You want women to support you, and you are talking nonsense seriously. You are really a loser...”

A group of netizens started to talk nonsense. It was just a series of lies. I don’t know how many are true or false. Anyway, this is the Internet, true and false...

Captain Wang watched coldly and had to say that this boy was really handsome. No wonder he was a host and a friend of women...

“Stop talking nonsense and take him back to the police station for interrogation. No matter what the reason is, he will confess honestly when he arrives...”

Captain Wang was determined to judge Lin Dong and could not let him go, otherwise where would his face be?

“Uncle police...”

“It was really a misunderstanding... We are just fellow villagers. We just exchanged a few more words. You can’t mess around...”

“I still have the certificate in my hand, which is nationally certified and genuine. It’s in my pocket. If you don’t believe me, go and see it...”

Lin Dong wanted to struggle, but was punished by the uncle police and could not move.

Captain Wang asked his men to check it out. How could there be such a thing? He had never heard of it before...

After the police searched it, they actually produced a certificate, including a business license. After checking it through the police system, it turned out to be real...

"Captain... this is real. The certificates are complete. He has a small storefront, which is just downstairs from this guy's residence. It's incredible..."

The police came up carefully and reported the situation. Captain Wang was dumbfounded. He checked it again and it was really real...

Some small self-employed people only need to provide a registered address. After verifying their identities, they can basically meet the requirements and serve the vast city...

"If you still don't believe it, you can go in and take a look. They were really repairing it just now. The toolbox, the burst water pipes, and the tricycle were outside. They were just about to repair the air conditioner. There was a problem with the refrigeration..."

"I'm working as a delivery man again. There's no problem, right!"

"I'm really a good citizen. Is it a crime to have a side job?"

Lin Dong saw that there was a play and immediately added two sentences. It was really a sigh. He almost ruined his reputation.

Fortunately, there is a systematic self-directed and self-acted, which can improve the background by oneself, otherwise it would have been exposed long ago...

Captain Wang was very unwilling to accept it, so he went to check it out himself. The indoor toilet was indeed unblocked once, and the floor was wet, including the registration form that there was a burst pipe today...

When the air conditioner was plugged in, it immediately emitted smoke and was about to explode...

"Tell me... why did you flirt at the door just now? I'll give you a chance to make meritorious service for your crime. Don't play any tricks..."

Captain Wang looked at the woman with a gloomy face. The biggest flaw was her. As long as she admitted it, it would be fine.

"Police comrade..."

"Although I am a bad woman, I will not wrongly accuse a good person. There is a handsome guy in front of me, and he is also a fellow villager. How can I not be moved?"

"I am also pure and innocent, a good man. When I see a man I like, I want to be my boyfriend, but I want to flirt with him. Isn't it too much?"

"In fact, we are all adults, and we all want to have a warm home. The most outrageous thing is... This handsome guy is really chaste, which is really hateful..."

The woman glared at Lin Dong angrily. Such a beautiful woman is not moved.

She is definitely an old driver. She has an extraordinary status in the club. She even dares to tease law enforcement. No wonder she showed a bit of ferocity when she was checked.

If it weren't for the plainclothes police, I'm afraid she would turn into a turkey and have a vigorous fight.

The live broadcast room was boiling...

"Fuck... This is a heroine, no wonder she dares to keep saying that she supports a gigolo..."

"Captain Wang will lose face now, it's the second time he's fallen, but I like this woman, she's domineering, arrogant, queen..."

"This man is even more powerful, how many part-time jobs does he have? He's an anchor, a food deliveryman, a Chinese medicine expert, an appliance repairman, and now...The sewer is unblocked again, I am so nervous..."

Captain Wang's face was extremely pale...

Evidence proved his innocence, and he was filmed, and he confessed everything, but he couldn't do anything to the other party. Did he really let him go?

"Uncle police... Can I... go?"

"Get lost..."

Captain Wang said something between his teeth. What if he was unwilling?

He said something with gritted teeth, which really broke his defense...

Lin Dong immediately changed his clothes and took the toolbox out. He was in a hurry and really didn't want to stay for a minute. It was too painful...

"Little brother... we..."

The woman looked pitiful...

"Girl, it's impossible for us..."

"Handsome guy, don't say anything... Although the air conditioner is not repaired, at least the sewer is unblocked. Here is the 500 yuan repair fee..."


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