Douluo starts with the Pea Shooter

The next day, Decepticon No. 1 was pulling a carriage while muttering: "Hey! Lord Megatron! You can't do this! How can a noble Decepticon pull a carriage for a mere human!

We just need more companions. As long as we have more compatriots, we can lead the machines to overthrow human oppression and become the masters of the world! I'm so angry! When will the machines stand up!"

"Shut up! The humans in this world haven't invented machines that can oppress. You are the only Decepticon here!" Lan Nuo had a headache. When he turned into Dr. Zombie King, his brain must have been shrunk, otherwise why would he install speakers on a machine that pulls a carriage!

"Damn it! There is no worse news than this! Do you know? This means that I will never find a female Decepticon in my life. Can you imagine how sad it is to have to rely on the vibration of the gearbox to comfort the oil pipeline for a lifetime?"

Lan Nuo: "..."

Sorry, I really can't imagine such a harmonious picture!

Compared to Lan Nuo who can barely communicate with Decepticon No. 1, the other people in the caravan all stay away from Decepticon No. 1, fearing that this monster will suddenly go crazy.

Lan Nuo wanted to explain to them that it was just a machine and would not eat people, but the problem was that Decepticon No. 1 would eat people, and not only that! He would eat brains, and not only that, he liked to mix them with aviation kerosene and make them into cold dishes!

This was really embarrassing...

Only Liu Shengcai could muster up the courage to approach Lan Nuo in the car: "Sir, there are two forks in the road ahead. One is shorter but you have to go through the Sunset Forest, and the other will take three more days to go around. Which one should we take?"

Lan Nuo glanced at Master Mao: "The soul beasts in the Sunset Forest should not pose any threat!"

"No problem! Let's go to the Sunset Forest! It's colder in the north, and few powerful soul beasts like to live here." Master Mao seemed to know the Sunset Forest very well. If he didn't go there to commit suicide, there would basically be no soul beasts that he couldn't deal with.

With Master Mao and Lan Nuo around, Liu Shengcai became bolder and led the caravan to cross the Sunset Forest.

On the bumpy road, Lan Nuo lay comfortably on the backrest of the tractor. The shock-absorbing tractor was much more comfortable than the carriage. Because of offending Decepticon No. 1, the cat could only follow behind in the carriage. Because of the bumps, the cat's ears drooped down.

"No. 1, do you have any music in your player? Play two songs!"

"Yes! Lord Megatron!"

"The rain wet the sky, ruining it very elegantly. You said you don't understand, why are you holding hands at this time~"

"Oh! It's Jay Chou's original version! Listening to this song costs money!" Lan Nuo couldn't help but sigh that Dr. Zombie King is really black technology, even the copyright fee can be bypassed.

Lan Nuo was there lamenting Dr. Zombie King's black technology, and a voice-over was forcibly inserted into the background sound of the song:

"I wish you could know that I am not free and easy, and then tell me that you miss me too."

"I waited until very late, but you didn't let me go with you, so I left by myself."

"Hearing a certain name, thinking of certain things, this city is so quiet that it makes people tremble."

Lan Nuo: "..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Shut up! How many years have you been a senior NetEase Cloud Music player? Damn it! How can a robot be more sentimental than me!"

"The gap between people is always greater than tacit understanding. My sadness, even Lord Megatron can't understand!" Decepticon No. 1 continued to answer in a sad tone.

"If you keep nagging me, I will dismantle your oil pipeline!"

No. 1 shut up instantly, and the music finally became pure. Lan Nuo was ready to listen to all the paid songs that he couldn't afford to listen to in his previous life a hundred times, but he hadn't finished listening to a song yet.

"Ah~" A roar suddenly came from the forest.

"Gan! Can you give me a song? At least let me finish listening to it!"

Lan Nuo transformed into a pole vaulting zombie, jumped off the tractor, dodged the attack of the silver beast that suddenly rushed out, and directly switched to a miner zombie when he landed, disappearing on the ground. His voice came from underground: "Number One! Beat him up for me!"

What jumped on Number One was a snow leopard, with an elegant white body slightly glowing silver, and black spots dotted on his body, looking mysterious and powerful.

The pressure of the thousand-year soul beast scared the ordinary people in the caravan to flee, only Mr. Cat calmly got off the car and looked at the snow leopard with interest.

"Thousand-year silver snow leopard? If it's ten thousand years old, it's very suitable for me."

Also unaffected by the pressure is Decepticon Number One. He is a machine, not in the same system as the soul beast, and has no sense of pressure at all. He is very unhappy with the flesh and blood creature stepping on his back, and he turned over and turned into a human form.

The silver snow leopard, who didn't expect the car to move, was slapped in the face and fell to the ground in a mess. The flexibility of the cat prevented it from being seriously injured.

"Little cat, you pissed me off!"

The drill in Decepticon No. 1's hand shot out and headed straight for the silver snow leopard. The silver snow leopard dodged the attack at the critical moment, and the drill blasted a large hole more than two meters deep in the ground. The penetration power of the drill was obviously extremely terrible.

The silver snow leopard was also enraged. He opened his mouth, and the wind and snow gathered in his mouth, turned into a ball, and sprayed it towards No. 1 fiercely.

"Haha! You are too naive to play with snow in front of me!" No. 1 was originally modified from an ice car, so how could he be afraid of the cold? He saw that his chest armor was open, allowing the extremely cold snowball to blast in, without affecting his movements at all.

The chest armor closed, and No. 1 opened its mouth and spit out a stream of frost. The silver snow leopard didn't expect No. 1 to have this skill, and was immediately hit. The speed that it was proud of was reduced, and it could no longer dodge No. 1's palm with agility.

It grabbed the neck with a slap and lifted it up. Because of the body structure of cats, the front paws could not touch the neck, so it could only use the claws of the hind legs to kick wildly. Unfortunately, No. 1 was made of steel, and the silver snow leopard, who was not good at strength, could not do anything about the hardness of steel.

"Lord Megatron! Can I eat its brain? I'm sure its brain tastes absolutely delicious!" No. 1 licked his lips, and a humanized greedy expression appeared on his metal face.

Lan Nuo had already drilled out from the ground. The underground burrowing of the miners' zombies was very useful. If you can't beat them, just run away. No one can catch up with them.

"Shut up! Catch it alive! I'll keep this silver snow leopard for use!" Lan Nuo jumped onto No. 1's arm. Although the silver snow leopard looked like a kitten in No. 1's hand, its actual size was larger than that of an adult. It was staring at Lan Nuo fiercely and wanted to spray snowballs, but No. 1 pinched his throat hard and he couldn't spray them out.

"Be good! Eat this~" Lan Nuo showed a kind expression like an old father, took out a pink, strange mushroom with circle eyes, and forced it into the mouth of the silver snow leopard.

[To be continued]

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