Bonny, the Bunny: A lewd LitRPG, with a monster-girl harem.

Bonny felt sick and small.

Pain racked her body. A pain that radiated from her lower abdomen and spread across her lower stomach and back.

She curled up on one side, in a fetal position, clenching around the dull throbbing inside her, around the hard lump.

She put her hand on her lower stomach and pressed in against the hardness, pushing against it, forcing it down. She followed it with her hand, moving slowly, until her fingers brushed across her button and a thrill shot through her.

The pain turned to pleasure as it moved down. She touched herself again, pushing in, compressing her clitoris between her hand and the smooth lump. She stroked herself as she clenched her pelvic muscles. The thrill shot through her like lightning, intensity rising.

She stroked herself again, pushing in rhythmically. She built her pleasure slowly, coaxing each wave higher. Lightning danced along her nerves until the storm raged wildly, leaving her panting, quivering, gasping for breath.

A final convulsion shuddered through her and her pelvic muscles contracted a last time, pushing the smooth, round, hardness out.

Bonny lay there for a moment, gathering herself, then looked down to see an egg.

It wasn't one of the vibrating, pleasurable ones, but a brightly colored chicken egg. It was miraculous, both in the source and the fact that it didn't break.

"What the fuck?" She picked it up and examined it. It seemed normal except for the oddly colored bands wrapping it in strange patterns.

A thumping sounded behind her and she turned, instinctively dropping the egg and kicking it under a nearby bush. No need for anyone to see that ...

The sound came from a small chariot headed toward her, pulled by four white rabbits and surrounded by butterflies.

"Good job, Bonny," called the charioteer. It was a small woman surrounded by halo of light. She smiled and waved as she continued past the confused bunny. "Just 349 more. Thanks."

Bonny felt sick and pain racked her body, radiating out of her lower abdomen ...

atomically

Happy Easter!

I know this is weird.

I wrote it quickly and and only gave it a quick pass with minimal editing. I hope it's readable and fun. If not, it's non-canon, so, uh, try to forget it.  :)
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I sort of fucked up when posting this. Since this was a new, unscheduled chapter, I wrote and published it directly from SH. I checked that it was on the front page, then reordered it below my saved drafts. That apparently triggers an 'anti-cheating' algorithm to prevent people from continually reordering chapters to get them to show up on the main page, so it disappeared from the latest updates section a few minutes after posting.

That's happened before, but I hadn't looked up the cause before. Now I know not to reorder chapters after publishing one. [sigh]

Thanks for reading,
-a