Alternative Stories

Just wanted to give you all a heads up, I've apparently eaten something I shouldn't have and now, well, I have salmonella, and so to put it simply I'm rather miserable at the moment. Anyway, I hope that it goes away soon but if it doesn't I probably won't be able to write in this condition, the headache alone makes it hard to think let alone all of the more...disgusting ailments I'm dealing with currently. So yeah, I sort I'd give you a heads up just in case, hopefully it gets better but you never know.