After time travel, my best friend and I exchanged supplies and became a rich woman

It's a pity that Song Dezhu is also an unlucky guy.

Because it's totally worthless.

Chen Dongyue just said that except for the horns, this cow is good.

With his hind legs, this guy was attracted by the weeds on the roadside and couldn't walk.

She and Song Yang couldn't get this guy to raise his head from the weeds on the roadside, even if they kicked him hard.

In the end, there was really no other way. Chen Dongyue could only ask Song Yang to pull out a bundle of fresh grass, then found a tree branch and tied it to the cow, and then the grass dangled in front of Song Dezhu's eyes.

Seeing the fresh grass in front of him, Song Dezhu was finally able to move his hips and take a few steps forward.

This method is like tying a carrot in front of a donkey's eyes, and it is of little use at first.

But after walking for about half a month, Song Dezhu discovered a pattern.

The fodder must be shaken before it can eat it.

As for how to make the fodder shake?

After Song Dezhu tried several times, he found that if he took two steps and took one step back, the food would just fall into his mouth.

So...

The broken cow started its rocking performance. No matter how much Song Yang pulled him or scolded him, Song Dezhu didn't take it seriously at all. He still moved slowly, taking two steps forward and one step back.

In addition, the village roads were already rugged. After more than half an hour of torture, Chen Dongyue, who was sitting on the cart, finally couldn't help but vomit.

What he vomited out were a few pieces of white radish that had not been digested in the morning.

For a moment, Chen Dongyue was filled with grief and anger.

What kind of world is this? ! ah?

She just chewed two radishes in the morning and farted 180 radishes. Even Song Yang felt disgusted with her and took the initiative to get out of the car and preferred to walk.

What? ! Now she just wants to sit quietly in a bullock cart and go to the county town to buy some serious food, but that won't work, right?

Was it easy for her to travel through time?

If I had known better, I wouldn't have surfed that breaking wave.

If she didn't surf, she wouldn't know it. If she didn't, she wouldn't have to travel through time. If she didn't travel through time, she wouldn't have to buy such a broken cow...

Chen Dongyue, who became more and more angry as she thought about it, ran up to Song Dezhu in a few steps and tore off the fodder hanging in front of the poor cow.

Then without saying a word, the two big dicks were fighting with each other in the cow's face, "Can you leave well?! Can you!!"

Chen Dongyue, who was hungry, angry and sour, roared, frightening a group of birds in the nearby woods.

Song Yang was even more frightened and took several steps back.

He was afraid that Chen Dongyue would be angry with him again.

As for those two loudmouths just now, Song Yang felt that even if he encountered one of them, he might not be able to survive.

Song Dezhu glared with two cow eyes, his eyes flickered, and there was an expression of surprise and grievance on his cow's face.

This made Song Yang on the side take a few steps back in fright.

Chen Dongyue's slap was so powerful, it made a cow look like a human.

scare someone to death.

Also scared to death.

"Moo~~~" Song Dezhu, who was stunned for a few breaths, called out to Chen Dongyue in a low voice.

Chen Dongyue clenched her fists and asked again in a loud voice: "I'm warning you for the first and last time. If you don't leave me alone, tomorrow, you will become:

Sauced beef, braised beef offal, braised oxtail, fried beef with green onions, braised beef trotters, tomahawk steak, curry beef brisket, grilled beef on skewers, etc. Do you understand? ! "

Song Yang, whose saliva suddenly spewed out, nodded subconsciously.

After nodding, he was shocked.

What? ! Why was he psychologically enslaved by this woman Chen Dongyue?

Why are you so obedient? !

So he quickly shook his head wildly, trying to shake the idea of ​​obeying Chen Dongyue's orders out of his head.

And Song Dezhu, who was standing in front of Chen Dongyue, although he couldn't nod, he silently shed two lines of old tears and whispered "moo~~" again.

It's really...scaring to death.

After receiving a satisfactory answer, Chen Dongyue held her stomach and got on the bullock cart.

The roar just now made her angry.

Chen Dongyue, who was hungry, angry, and had a bad stomach, glanced at her brother-in-law who was shaking his head in the distance...

Before she could say anything, Song Yang was very conscious and ran to the bullock cart, waved the straw whip he had made in the morning, and shouted twice: "Yo yo yo~~ ~"

Song Dezhu just let go of his legs and started to move.

......

Song Dezhu, who had been beaten, did not dare to neglect on the road any more. He jogged all the way and finally arrived at the county seat more than an hour later.

Chen Dongyue raised her head and looked at the word "Benevolence and Righteousness" hanging on the building of the county town... Well, she didn't know at all which direction this place was located in the southeast, northwest and northwest of the Chinese mainland.

She can only judge based on the climate now. This place may belong to the south, but it is not too south.

It is already the tenth month of the lunar calendar, and it would have been very cold if we were in the north. However, although it is also cold in this area, it is not so cold as to be bone-chilling.

A two-layered smock can still get by.

But according to Chen Dongyue's original memory, the weather will become very cold in early November, and snow will fall from time to time, so cotton-padded clothes for winter are a must.

So when I come back for shopping, in addition to food, I also need to prepare some cotton clothes for winter.

However, Chen Dongyue, who had not been to the county town for a long time, was a little unfamiliar with this place, so when she entered the county town, she first found a post station where she could take care of the oxcart, so as not to lead Song Dezhu around and attract too many unnecessary onlookers. .

After all, this hornless cow... does look quite strange.

A bit like a hippopotamus.

"It costs five cents to store your bullock cart~" The waiter at the station held Song Dezhu's hand, touched its belly, and then made a price.

Chen Dongyue didn't understand this, so she wanted to pay for it, but she heard Song Yang mutter: "Why has the price increased? Didn't they all have two-liter bills in the past?"

Although the Song family did not have an oxcart, Song Yang had followed Song Bufan to the county town many times before. Song Bufan was a talkative person, so Song Yang had heard of most of the rules and regulations in the county town.

"Yo~~" the waiter shouted in a tone of voice, and then poked Song Dezhu's belly with his hand, "Look, you two, you cows haven't been fed well for at least two or three days. This big mouth is really powerful~ ~~

Besides, our Nanzhou Prefecture was hit by floods in the summer. Not to mention food losses, we even lacked fodder for cattle and sheep.

Now, most of the fodder we have here has to be sent from far north, so the cost is naturally different.

If you two think our inn is expensive, then you can go find another place to feed your cows, and we will..."

"Okay, okay, five cents is five cents," Chen Dongyue, who didn't want to waste any more words, took out a dime of silver and handed it to the waiter, "change."

"Hey, please wait a moment." The waiter took the broken silver and entered the inn with a smile.

Chen Dongyue, who finally knew why Song Dezhu refused to walk properly, felt somewhat guilty looking at Song Dezhu who was immersed in eating.

She reached out and stroked Song Dezhu's bald head, which frightened Song Dezhu and almost kicked Song Yang over, who was standing behind him.

Chen Dongyue flicked Song Dezhu's head so hard, "You said you told me earlier when you were hungry, right? You really got two slaps in vain."

Song Dezhu and Song Yang looked at Chen Dongyue at the same time.

But Chen Dongyue pressed Song Dezhu's head, "Hurry up and eat your food, eat more, and try to get your money back."

The waiter who came out with the change happened to hear this.

But he didn't know what to say. He just curled his lips and handed the bunch of copper coins he found, plus a few loose coins, to Chen Dongyue.

"Here," Chen Dongyue threw two coins to the waiter, "Give us some more Dezhu."

So the waiter immediately stopped twitching at the corner of his mouth, happily took the coin, nodded and said he will feed you this cow well.

He doesn't have to pay for the fodder anyway, so the cow can eat as much as he likes.

.......

After Song Dezhu was settled, Song Yang hurriedly took Chen Dongyue straight to the grain store. This journey had been going on for so long, and he was afraid that if he didn't hurry up, it would be dark soon when he returned.

But Chen Dongyue followed him, looking here and there, walking in a dragging manner.

The key point is that this person not only likes to look at it, she actually... also bought twenty steamed buns and steamed buns!

Nowadays, food prices are high in Renyi County, so even thick-wheat steamed buns and black buns cost three cents each. However, the shopkeeper saw that Chen Dongyue bought a lot, so he gave her twenty-two for sixty cents.

Seeing Chen Dongyue chewing the steamed buns with great enthusiasm, Song Yang began to lose control of his mouth again, "Sixty yuan is enough for our family... um..."

A black-faced steamed bun was immediately stuffed into his mouth.

"Eat yours and eat more. I'll round up the steamed buns from the steamed bun shop." Chen Dongyue said nonchalantly.

After saying that, she stuffed a large bag of steamed buns into Song Yang's hand, and just walked forward swaggeringly.

What's even more disgusting is that the owner of the steamed bun shop not far away also heard this and shouted to Chen Dongyue at the top of his voice to hurry up and make the rounds so that he could give away some more!

Song Yang thought with his teeth chattering in anger, but he still didn't dare to complain again.

After all, the money belongs to this woman, and the key is to secure the other man's steamed bun shop. Others say he doesn't believe it, but when it comes from Chen Dongyue, he absolutely believes it.

Hey... lose it, lose it, anyway, the eldest brother is also missing, the family is ruined, and we will starve to death together!